The screen is black. A low, powerful powerchord can be heard beginning to chunk out of the speakers. Then there is a moan and a donkey bray, then the screen shatters into a ka-zillion pieces just as Livin’ On A Prayer begins playing.
There is a shot of a volcano exploding, showering red, white and blue sparks all over a huge island. The camera zooms out over the island to reveal that it is shaped like Lorenzo Fertitta’s beard. Quick zoom out even further giving most of the audience a severe case of vertigo to reveal the Earth in the shape of Lorenzo’s face. The moon swings across the screen with Dana White’s grinning visage recreated out of a pale, cheesey kind of material. It crashes into the Earth which explodes just as Bon Jovi really starts to get going.
The words “Fight” and “Warrior” and “Girth” slam into the screen repeatedly in time with the music. The camera is flying behind a man on a horse galloping across the countryside. Quick cut to a montage showing a gloved fist crashing into a nose, a knee crunching into a temple, and a hoofed foot stamping on a bee twice. Zoom closer to the man on a horse and it is Dana White, naked, holding a spear…
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