In his continuing effort to polarize every MMA fan in the universe, here’s Chael Sonnen’s latest troll job:
“A member of the Croatian parliament couldn’t get his own mother out of a speeding ticket. What are they going to do, lead their 200-strong military into a battle? My hometown could invade Croatia in 15 minutes and while Mirko stands there holding a dart and a spitball, you will understand what he was really elected to.”
Now don’t try to logic your way through that statement or your head might explode. Just let it roll over you in it’s awesome ignorance and let’s go back to the well for another one:
“Ed [Soares], pray to whatever Demon effigy you prance and dance in front of with your piglet tribe of savages that I decide not to CRUCIFY you.”
Again … wait. But … they … aren’t Brazilians … and wasn’t it the Romans, not the … ah never mind. It’s kinda like with James Toney: you just have to soak everything he says up so when he finally gets his ass whupped, you can chalk it up as a huge victory against the forces of arrogant stupidity. Trust me, in today’s world we need to take those where we can get them.