I don’t know whether to feel proud or ashamed. We give UFC ring girl Edith Larente a brutal hard time around here, but we never really expected the whole ‘horseface’ nickname to take off across the MMA scene like it has. Of course, if the saddle fits….
In honor of our favorite ring girl who never fails to give us something to talk about, here are our fellow Jackals’ top reasons that Edith Larente missed the UFC80 weigh-ins:
- She hurt her leg-..they had no choice but to put her down.
- She had no shoes to wear; they were all still at the blacksmith’s.
- Silly people, horses can’t fly in planes, she has to be shipped over in a ship, which takes longer.
- The UFC refused to put hay in her contract under food allowance.
- Since the Elephant Man, England has strict controls on exhibiting freaks.
- Edith only does PPVs and not promos because she’s not used to giving it away for free.
- She forgot to take our her junk-piercing at the airport and is now working as an escort in Gitmo.
- Still waiting in quarantine with two german shepherds and a shitzu.
- EU labor laws don’t allow horses to do the work of humans.
- Strict laws in England protect their hookers from foreign competition.
Extra props go to Jemaleddin, Accomando, Kentyman, Dignan, and Operatorfor being the most evil of the bunch. You truly are jackals of the worst stripe!