I have been having a hard time keeping up with everything lately, and part of that is not realizing what’s going on fightwise until the day of the event. Today is no different, as all of a sudden I realize that tonight’s ShoXC card is pretty fucking wicked. Here’s the matches I’m looking forward to:
Doug Evans vs Bao Quach: Doug is that really feminine fighter who did pretty well against Roger Huerta back in the UFC. In fact, he’s so feminine that I wanted to go onto UFC.com and see if I could find a definite adam’s apple on the guy in any of his photos, but those bastards removed his profile page. Bao Quach has a name that is fun to say. That is all. Well, that and he seems to be a sucker for a good submission, which is how I think this fight’ll end: with that chick Doug choking him out.
Shayna Baszler vs. Keiko Tamai: More female fighting! Suck on that you ignorant cunts who don’t ‘get’ it. Shayna Baszler rocks … she’s a disciple of Josh Barnett’s and I’m sure she’s being groomed to take on the winner of Carano/Young fight. I don’t really get what the fuck Keiko Tamai is doing on the card though … she’s 16-14 and has LOST HER LAST 5 FUCKING FIGHTS. Hello, ShoXC booking guy? Stop smoking crack. Kthnxbye.
Poai Suganuma vs Jared Hamman: This is supposed to be the ‘main event’ and I don’t doubt it’ll be exciting. It’s just not the fight I’m most excited about. Hamman is 9-0 and has never had a fight go past the second round. Suganuma has a name that is fun to say. That is all. Oh, and he’s also from BJ Penn’s camp, which meant a lot more to me before Joe Lauzon showed it’s not the be-all end-all of training grounds.