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Tito Ortiz’s back

Here’s an x-ray of Tito Ortiz’s spine from his Myspace account. Now pardon me for being disappointed, but when you hear that a dude has his spine “FUSED” together, you imagine cool sci-fi images of all sorts of high tech shit. But looking at this picture, ‘fusing’ seems to mean screwing that there wobbly bit back into the other thingy and then sticking a pen cap up the guy’s ass just for fun.