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Tito is a better person than you

Hey you! How many times have you been to Iraq? What? You’re serving there right now? Well fuck … I was more asking all the people who aren’t serving in Iraq. What have they done to support the troops? What? They’ve got family over there? Shit. This isn’t going well.

Anyways, the point is: most people who say they support the troops don’t really give a shit about them, and most celebrities couldn’t even be bothered to visit bases in America to show support. Tito Ortiz on the other hand is on his way to visit Baghdad for the second time. This is in addition to several visits to military hospitals stateside and appearances at USO shows.

People like to give Tito a lot of shit, but I usually don’t say much more than he can be a whiny bitch and he makes a lot of dumb business moves. Oh, and he hasn’t looked impressive in the Octagon sans-Ken Shamrock in a few years now. But you gotta give him props for walking the walk and taking the time to support the troops.

  • Thomas says:

    If he wouldn’t have gottan a draw vs Rashad he could have been the other coach for the TUF show opposite Rampage

  • Jersey Tomato says:

    You are giving Pumpklin Head props for carrying Jenna’s luggage?? You are feeling mighty generous today, ain’t you?

    I can assure you if this: Once Ms. Jameson took off her jacket and flashed them fake boobies, Tito was all but invisible to our fighting Boys. Tito who?

  • Hehe, it’s Tito and Justin McCully … AFAIK Jenna doesn’t go. Although you’re probably right … after seeing McCully’s big titties, who’d pay attention to tito?

  • Brian says:

    He’s right. Jenna isn’t allowed to make any USO appearances with Tito because of her “background”.

  • This is the biggest reason I give Tito passes on his big mouth. He’s ultimately a good guy beyond the “for show” persona.

  • andres says:

    Tito looks like magila da gorrilla

  • Vale Nada says:

    No, he looks like a Jay Leno caricature.

  • Xavier says:

    You could fit Jenna’s head completely inside of Tito’s head and it wouldn’t distort his face at all. Creepy.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    dam thats a big head

  • quick question: anyone know the facts on HGH and head growth?

  • Smashy Smash says:

    When you suck as bad as Tito you have to do something to remain semi-popular

  • Asa says:

    Tito on HGH? Doesn’t it generally make muscles bigger, but weaker? I’ve heard about HGH in the pro-wrestling world for guys like HHH and whatnot.

  • dignan says:


    HGH causes an osteophytic reaction resulting in extra bone growth on the ends of bones(femur,humerus etc…sometimes in the form of large bricks/protuberances.)

    HGH will also cause a reshaping of the skull, with increased bone mass and a sloping of the forehead. Typically the fellow will end up looking more like an alien.

    If someone can compare a photo of Tito from say 1997-98 to now, we will get the best idea if he did or didn’t take any.

    My guess is he hasn’t…but it doesn’t mean he isn’t a drugged up motherfucker.