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Tito est fini

Tito once again proved to the world that he is a cunning linguist, throwing out a sentence so grammatically garbled that it caused dead english teachers around the globe to roll in their collective graves:

“Me going to somewhere else is 100% happening,”

It’d be nice to think this ends the whole Dana vs Tito feud, which I think everyone got sick of around 15 months ago. Or 16. I’m not sure when exactly it crossed over from amusing to absurd to played the fuck out, but that’s where it’s at now.

Unfortunately I have a feeling that this is not the end of these retards sniping at eachother. So how about this: I promise I’ll never cover anything these two guys say about eachother ever again. I think this is a positive step forward in the development of the site. Perhaps with that weight off my shoulders, I might actually write something about … fights? Or something? Hmm, time to post up some Mandy Moore pictures.