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Tim Sylvia has a hot girlfriend?

I don’t know why I am surprised that Tim Sylvia has a hot girlfriend. I suppose I was hoping karma or the fight gods (Thor, Odin, and Jeff Blatnick) would curse him to eternal loneliness broken up by hideous outbursts of sores and boils. Anyways, if you want to see the goods on Tim’s hottie, continue on…

  • Mike O says:

    “eric” tattoo reveals she is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

    sylvia is a total pussy tho IRL. did you see that blind date episode with him? if he wasnt a famous UFC fighter, no way he could get a hot girl. he has zero confidence with women. just the fact that he is shown here engaging in kissy kissy for the camera is evidence of his pussiness. i bet she has him totally whipped.

  • Damn, and I thought I hated Tim

  • And Eric could be her kid. Yummy mummies are where it’s at.

  • Mike O says:

    if anything, eric is her abusive baby daddy. she is probably hooking up with the big dork so she doesnt have to worry about eric threatening her anymore

  • Well, if he can’t protect himself from a 43 year old….

  • Jonathan says:

    I wonder if Matt Hughes and Militech come over and they three hole fuck her? Tim is the kind of guy that I see calling in his friends “to close” for him, since he left the “Game” in the “7th inning” if you know what I mean.

    And for the record, Tim Sylvia could EITHER beat the crap out of me way to easily OR shoot me with his bow and arrow.

  • Jonathan says:

    BTW, that is a hella sweet watch that Tim is wearing in that second photo.

  • Jon, I never knew you swung that way 😉

  • Jonathan says:

    What? My baller side or the “bow and arrow” remark? I meant the second one literally as he actually uses a real, honest-to-God, bow and arrow to kill hogs and pigs and stuff.

  • Mike O says:

    frankly i dont see tim as the kind that drops out in the 7th inning.
    i think he probably jabs his way to a 25 minute decision win. and by decision win, i mean she fakes orgasm.

    myself i would give her a 14 minute slugfest ending in a brutal KO. or 24 minutes if it was a championship bout, for our anniversary or whatever.