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Tim Boetsch has a mean underhook

Like I said during the Low Blow UFC 81 breakdown show (our best show of the year thus far, by the way), I haven’t seen a toss like this since Summer Slam. I think the Ultimate Warrior did it to Macho Man Randy Savage after bouncing him off the ropes or some shit. I wish I could tell you more, but my memories of that time were hazy and spotty. Mom says it’s because Uncle Carl touched me while we watched wrestling. She tried to get Carl put in jail but Carl bought me the Wrestlemania VHS boxed set so I wouldn’t testify. I figure even if he did touch me, the boxed set is pretty sweet.