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This just in: Struve is tall, Mighty Mouse is teeny

As if the one foot height difference between Stefan Struve and Pat Barry isn’t ridiculous enough, 6′-11″ Struve and 5′-3″ Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson were good enough to answer the burning question on everyone’s minds: “What would those two look like beside each other?”  Well, sir… dig it.  I seriously wonder if Johnson has to shop for clothes in the boys department at Nordstrom’s, like Prince.

More fun with size disparity after the jump…

Not the knee, the cock!  Punch him in the cock, it’s your only hope!

From yesterday’s press conference:

If there’s one thing that both Pat Barry and Mighty Mouse will learn from their fights this weekend, it’s that the nostrils truly are the windows to the soul.