I hate the “MMA Girls”. Mainly because it’s no longer MMA Girls, it’s MMA Girl. The other one fucked off a while ago, and now it’s just the one with the goofy South African accent that just makes her sound like she’s got a speech impediment. How hard is it to find another MMA girl? Seriously.
Past the issue of her singularity, I also hate the fact that this chick has carved a niche for herself based on the fact that she’s reasonably attractive and she’s talking about MMA. Who fucking cares? Why in God’s name are men suckered into giving a shit whenever women ‘like something cool’? Maybe 10 years ago a hot chick being into MMA would be something to write home about. As it stands, this chick is nothing special and her predictions SUCK COCK.
Let’s take a look at who she tapped for UFC81:
Tim Sylvia vs Big Nog – This daffy bitch picked Big Nog. And while I’d really really really love it if she was right, she simply isn’t. They might as well just let Tim Sylvia stay at his hotel during the fight because there’s no difference between that distance and the distance Sylvia’s gonna keep between him and Nog throughout the entire fight. Expect 25 minutes of Big Tim moving backwards on his bicycle with occasional jabs to keep Nog away. I just don’t think Nog has ever run into an opponent with no interest in actually, ya know … fighting. Tim Sylvia by decision.
Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir – Again, she doesn’t know what she’s talking about. I hate Brock Lesnar along with everyone else … honestly, I’m kinda close to putting a hit out on him so I don’t have to keep hearing his name ten times a day for the next 2 years. But there’s no way in fucking hell Frank Mir is going to survive against Lesnar. Expect Brock to put his fist through Mir’s face so hard Mir’s not even going to know what a triangle is, let alone be able to pull one.
Nate Marquardt vs Jeremy Horn – The MMA Girl goes for the safe choice: Nate Marquardt has a comforting record while who knows what’s going on with Jeremy Horn lately. But I think Horn is gonna come in hungry, and Nate’s gonna end up losing a tight one.
Ricardo Almeida vs Alan Belcher – Big surprise, another safe pick. MMA girl chooses Almeida, along with all you other people who haven’t taken into account the difference between MMA in 2004 and MMA in 2008. While I don’t doubt Almeida is going to be dangerous on the ground, I’ve watched his old fights and never saw much worth writing home about. With 4 out of his last 5 fights going to decisions, I don’t see why everyone is masturbating over his submission ability. Add to the equation a pure striking opponent who’s not dumb enough to try and win on the ground, and I think Almeida’s gonna lose.