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The Cyborg workout


Cris Cyborg ain’t a freak of nature … it takes hours at the gym every day to pile that much muscle onto a woman’s frame. That’s what I love about chicks who refuse to pick up a dumbbell out of the fear that they’ll magically sprout gross muscles. If it was that easy to bulk up, less men would be willing to shrink their testicles to look fit.

This video gives you a little taste of the work outs Cyborg uses to keep up her monster appearance. You can practically hear her clitoris growing mightier with each rep!

  • ghostboner says:

    Fuck Cyborg’s lame workouts, what about the black belt in the background running on the treadmill with his gi on! There is the real badass!

  • iamphoenix says:

    you think her vagina walls has biceps.

  • Komodo says:

    you think her vagina walls has biceps.


    Tattoos at the very least.

  • iamphoenix says:

    her asshole can life more weights than me.

  • P W says:

    Looked more like weight juggling than weight lifting to me.

  • G Funk says:

    Those lower back dips look painful.

    I would man-handle this hoe though. I was expecting her to bench and squat moar

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    is she getting ready for a fight or just staying in shape?


    what if ginas opponent pulls out last minute and cyborg steps in lol

  • frickshun says:

    G–>she’s working to be explosive, not lift heavy & put on weight. After I do heavy squats, I finish w/1 set of high speed squats for 15-20 reps (whatever I can do til failure). I do it for jumping stamina & vertical.

    PW–>that bench shit does look a little goofy & I don’t think she is getting a lot out of it.

    Phoenicks–>she can crush Brazil nuts in her anus. Cuz they’re hard. And she’s from Brazil. And her anus is musclebound.

  • glassjawsh says:

    this is stupid, everyone knows that all you need to get swoll is a dragon tattoo

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    Shoot, no wonder no chick wants to fight her. She makes dicks shrink and ovaries explode.