When Evan Tanner started Team Tanner, I immediately signed up to the Team Tanner email list to see what the fuck was up with it all. Originally I wasn’t planning on becoming a part of the team but when I saw the sickass shirts they were giving with $100 memberships, I decided that if I still had some money after booze, drugs, and miscellaneous Hello Kitty paraphernalia, then I would definitely possibly maybe become a part (maybe).
Well, it looks like I’m not the only one who’s blown all their money on a Hello Kitty Tarina Tarantino Bride Choker. Because if I’m reading the latest Team Tanner email correctly, only TWELVE people have donated over the past 3 weeks. Of course, the concept is still very raw and I’m sure most people are waiting for Evan’s first fight to be officially announced before committing cash to the cause. But you’d figure with all the douchey people hanging off Evan’s nuts on his MySpace page, he’d have at least 30 or 40 people by now!
Full text of the Team Tanner email after the jump
Hello everyone!!! Christmas is almost here…..I hope everyone has all of their shopping done!! I can honestly say…..I do not! I have been too busy. I did drop my daughter off at the mall this weekend and she spent $400 on like 2 tshirts!! haha I will save myself at the very end with season passes for snowboarding for this winter and to the local amusement park for the summer. I know it is kind of like cheating BUT if you don’t tell they will never know!
I would like announce the members of Team Tanner so far!!
Raven from Michigan
Dustin from LosAngeles, CA
Daniel from Kent WA
Jason from Mesa AZ
Rebecca from Vista CA
Shawn from Canada(who will be moving soon so I will add your new city next time we send out a list of the Team)
Jesse from Grant’s Pass, OR
JJ from Thousand’s Oaks CA
Jason from Chicago IL
Caleb from Piedmont, SC
Noah from Raleigh, NC
Jason from Red Hook NY
I want to extend a huge thank you for all of the support of Team Tanner. I would like to say however it looks like we need a few more people that names start with J on the team lol
If anyone needs anything or has any questions, please do not hesitate. We get a lot of emails and I worry that somehow I am going to miss someone who needs an answer to something. If I have ever done so, please know it is not on purpose…….and email me again to tell give me heck over it!!!
I hope everyone has a blessed holiday!!!!