It’s pretty fun watching former badasses turn into crotchety old men before our eyes. I remember when Tank Abbott was all leather jackets n’ shit; now he’s rocking loafers and toupees. This latest toupee is the most convincing bit of fake hair I’ve seen this side of Donald Trump. Why Tank would even try to pull it off when he’s been known for years as ‘that bald dude with the goat’ is beyond me. Maybe he just wanted to feel pretty for once.