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Surprise, surprise

I remember a while back stumbling onto a website that’s all about rating prostitutes and using all sorts of weird abbreviations for the shit they’d do. BB would be ‘bare back’ and BH is ‘both holes’ and IN was internal cumming. It was pretty fucking creepy to say the least. Now things come full circle as I stumble upon another site that does the same thing for escorts.

What the fuck does this have to do with MMA? Well, it turns out that our favorite new ring girl Edith used to be an escort for a company called Eleganza Escorts, and now for Devilish Escorts (no word on if she’s given up on this since the ring girl gig). Of course many squares out there may say that escorts are escorts and not prostitutes. I’d just like to say that the only difference between an escort and a prostitute is that it’s much harder to kill an escort without someone noticing.

The UFC has really hit a home run with their new ring girl … she’s only been around for one PPV and already she has twice as many posts as any other ring girl. And that’s with Ali Sonoma saying and doing dumb shit all the time.