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Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Werdum weigh-in results

(If you don’t spend hours a day looking at girls’ backsides, you have a problem. Or I have a problem. Whatever. Screencap courtesy of MMA Fighting.)

Everyone on the main card of tomorrow’s Strikeforce on Showtime card stepped on the scales without incident. Nobody came in like a fatty fat fat, which shows just how serious guys (and girls) are taking their fights. And they need to – Cyborg has to keep up her ‘Wanderlei with estrogen’ gimmick; Scott Smith has to shake the whole fluke label; Josh Thomson’s gotta do well to earn a fight with an ex-meth addict; and Fedor has to win in order to keep those nut-barnacles he calls fans from committing suicide en masse.

Full weights after the jump, including SOMETHING YOU CAN’T UNSEE…

Results thanks to MMA Weekly:

Main Card Bouts (On Showtime):
-Fedor Emelianenko (229) vs. Fabricio Werdum (238.5)
-Cung Le (184.75) vs. Scott Smith (184.75)
-Cris “Cyborg” Santos (144.5) vs. Jan Finney (143.5)
-Pat Healy (155.25) vs. Josh Thomson (155.25)

Preliminary Card Bouts (Non-Televised):
-Chris Cope (175) vs. Ron Keslar (173.75)
-Bret Bergmark (168.75) vs. Vagner Rocha (171)
-Gareth Joseph (185.25) vs. Yancey Medeiros (184.25)
-Derrick Burnsed (156.75)* vs. Bobby Stack (154.5)

Also thanks to MMA Weekly, CYBORG CAMEL TOE!!!

If anyone thinks getting an erection from that picture is wrong, then…..they’re right. Fabricio Werdum didn’t even know how to react correctly when he saw it.