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Spencer Fisher needs to work on his parking skills

Did you know a cop can arrest you for telling her to suck your cock? Yeah, I learned that one the hard way a few years ago. Now that I am older and wiser, I can kinda see how that should have been pretty obvious. Less obvious reason for being arrested that Spencer Fisher just learned? Not moving your car after a cop tells you to.

Mickey Dubberly of KO Dynasty today told ( the incident resulted from Fisher double-parking while picking up his daughters from school. The arrest took place Tuesday in Fisher’s hometown of Bettendorf, Iowa.

“Spencer went to pick up his daughters from school, and he doubled parked because there were no other parking spaces available,” Dubberly stated in an email to “The police asked Spencer to move his car, and Spencer stated he would only be a second. The police asked him again to move his car, and Spencer kept proceeding to pick up his daughters from school.”

That’s when Fisher was arrested. He posted the $300 bail soon after. Dubberly doesn’t expect any additional problems due to the incident.

Let’s take a moment to salute all those shitty “Respect mah authoritah” cops who can escalate a double-parked car ‘situation’ into a full blown arrest. Way to go, officer. Suck my cock.