Palhares wins for overall insanity, but there’s something freakier in Leben’s eyes. Maybe they should fight each other after Palhares destroys his opponent next month.
Chris is even snottier than usual. Puns is highbrow shit.
Where’s the outrage? Rampage fake-motorboats someone and people want his head. White boy does it fo’realz and nobody gives a shit. Dat’s Racist.
Now wouldn’t this be the more appropriate time to nuzzle your face into Lavigne’s inviting bosom? Firstly, Siver looks adorable in his hat. He always looks awkward and uncomfortable, like his mom dressed him in his older brother’s still slightly-too-big hand-me-downs. Secondly, why is Wiman taking his hat and shirt off as he storms away? Your sponsors didn’t judge the fight Matt. Maybe there’s a rumble in a nearby high school parking lot he needs to get to. BTW, I dig you Wiman, but you lost.
No. There are no Bieber gifs. Damn you UFC. I can honestly say that before Saturday, I wouldn’t have been able to pick Justin Bieber out of a line-up filled with him and 4 other metrosexual teenage white boys. I’m not really sure that I could now either, but that’s beside the point. It took a lot of effort to keep my psyche Bieber-free, but now he’s there, and it’s because of the UFC.