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Spank Tank: Keri Anne Taylor

Gilbert Melendez is a lucky man. Not only does his girlfriend manage to pull off being a total hottie AND grade A cutie patootie, she’s also a muay thai and former World Combat League fighter. Any woman who’s ever fought for Chuck Norris is okay by me. There was talk about her getting into MMA but before she could it looks like Gilbert Melendez got into her, impregnating her and taking her out of that scene. Nice work locking that shit down, Gil.

A bunch of sexy pics after the jump, enough for you to create a creepy imaginary relationship of your own if you’re feeling lonely enough.

  • Dove Strangler says:

    how about you do an actual post-show podcast you lazy shits goddamn this site is now basically half guest submissions and half image dumps

  • agentsmith says:

    Haha, she’s fuckin hammered in the first half-dozen pics.

  • Letibleu says:

    dove strangler had a hemorrhoid tear open thins morning when his BFF (who also happens to be his brother) decided to use a studded condom to help with the traction for the mud.

    She looks like she appreciates a good time. I’m trying to figure out what is beside her on the hotel room floor in the shot where her and her friend are eating.

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ any man worth his salt would recognize those as keg taps
    or do those look like milk bag openers in canada?

  • agentsmith says:

    ^ You mean the curling irons?

  • iamphoenix says:

    i’m just going to believe those are plug in dildos.

  • GoldenArms says:

    those are curling irons. she hooks up gilby with his pre-fight perms

  • SST says:

    Gilbert’s gonna need UFC money to hold on to that one.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    i wonder if their kid has a jewfro?

  • iamphoenix says:

    does that fish facebook?

  • frickshun says:

    ^^He already friend requested me & said to please not give you his real name (Gil Scales).

  • Simco says:

    “April 11, 2011 – 8:37pm (new) #4
    ^ any man worth his salt would recognize those as keg taps
    or do those look like milk bag openers in canada?”

    “April 11, 2011 – 8:42pm (new) #5
    ^ You mean the curling irons?”

    You are so fucking embarrassing. It is beyond my comprehension how you live your life oblivious to how much of a fuckup you are.
    Any man worth his salt has had a girlfriend or at least been in a house a girl lives in (with her consent).

  • agentsmith says:

    ^ So you’re saying they ARE beer taps?

  • Komodo says:

    I am a fan of her denim shorts.

  • glassjawsh says:

    @ simco – even though it’s flattering that you keep hitting on me in public like this, nothing will ever happen between us, so stop asking or it’ll just get sad

  • frickshun says:

    As blurry as it is, they DON’T look like curling irons.

    +1 to Jawsh & his rainbow-powered headband of doom.

  • fightlinker says:

    They look EXACTLY like curling irons. You think bitches be hot via magic?