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Spank Tank: Edith LaBelle is back!


Edith LaBelle returns for a BSN supplement photoshoot. Something looks different about her … if I had to guess, I’d say she finally got her lips redone. For a while they were just a glossy crack in her head that set off more uncanny valley alerts in my brain than the Polar Express.

(via LowKick)

  • agentsmith says:

    Yeah, I hear she used to get her DSL’s the old fashioned way.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    id actually rather have her than mandella, if we need a black ring girl just put Edith in a tanning booth for 8 hrs

  • Symbul says:

    Her face does look a little different. Maybe just makeup/lighting but definitely not how I remember her.

  • Capt.Shank says:

    Jake i am still envious of you, we barely get to see them quebec girls out here in alberta and I fucking face palm through crowds of tens just to talk to a five with a french accent. That shit drives me CRAZY!!!!


    And french girls are fucking nuts too! ahhh, great white buffalo….

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Every still frame they “shot” looked like she was drunk and/or having a seizure.

  • iamphoenix says:

    her lips had a stroke.

  • agentsmith says:

    Someone needs to stage an intervention with this poor girl, sit her down and explain that she belongs in hardcore porn.

  • unclefesterdanawhite says:

    Agreed. There are a shitload of pornstars based out of Montreal and that is where they shoot porn in Canada. Honestly I feel the current crop of Quebecois pornstars are better than Edith Labelle but I’d still watch a porno with Edith no problem.

  • fightlinker says:

    she already did a bunch of softcore stuff but I think she’s happier making less off the fitness gigs you get from being a former UFC octagon girl. Less gagging on metric tons of cock

  • CAP says:

    wash my car bitch.

  • G Funk says:

    More than just lips. Looking at the face close-up I’d say eyes/nose/lips done.

  • glassjawsh says:

    @ fight/pornlinker – show me a link to this or its all lies

  • G Funk says:

    ^ He has posted them up a while back. I remember one was a creepy “eating” flick. She was eating some sloppy curry rice or something that looked kinda nasty.

  • frickshun says:

    Only TOTAL FUCKING NERDS know about “uncanny valley”……wha? I have no idea what that means or why only a nerd would know it.

    FUCK YOU, I’M NOT A NERD!!!!!!

  • agentsmith says:

    ^ I had to google that shit.  Never even heard of it before.

  • iamphoenix says:

    i thought uncanny valley was a euphemism for vagina.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only graphics nerd who knew what it was.