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Spank Tank: Arianny Celeste appreciation

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Arianny is always doing nice things for us, weather it be reminding us what round it is, showing us how rich people bathe, dressing up oh so classy like, or just making our pants tighter. It’s about time we do something for her in return. There’s some contest in Las Vegas or something that she’s in and we should get her to the finals. Gosh knows if she’ll quit modeling if she loses. Are you willing to roll those dice? NOT ME, I want moar pictures. There will never be enough Arianny pictures. Vote now.

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She got robbed by Maxim last year so maybe this will make up for it. She also gave a completely inappropriate answer to them, one that made me and everyone else with a Y chromosome instantly tear up since it reminded us we’ll never be that lucky. If we won the lottery, got struck by lighting and had our plane use the Hudson River as a runway all on the same day we’d still be nothing compared to that dude in the refrigerator with her.

P.S.: While researching this I came across something interesting: We’ve all seen how Roger Huerta has moved on from Arianny to that one chick from that one show. Turns out Arianny has already done him one better: FEZ!

P.P.S.: I also found this picture of Jackal Tracy Lee. Cameras are EVERYWHERE.

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