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So where was Mike Goldberg at UFC 155?

One of the first things you may have noticed during UFC 155 was the lack of one Mike Goldberg – in his stead for the evening was Jon Anik. While initial reports claimed our favorite corporate mouthpeice was ill, Dana White later clarified that Mike was ‘taking time off’ and ‘I don’t know when he will be back.’ The refusal to provide further details immediately set off a bunch of wild speculation that Goldberg must have a booze / hookers / blow problem of some sort. As for how Goldie himself described his absence…

Well there you go, that’s all the evidence I need to conclude he’s obviously addicted to meth. Red Bull – the ultimate gateway drug.