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Smell you later, Canada

I’m on a plane down to Tennessee today, but fear not! I stayed up all night drinking Rockstars and masturbating so that you would have content to get you through your dreary day. So this is basically just a note to say if something crazy happens like Josh Koscheck reveals he’s bi-gendered or Jeff Sherwood says he’s suing Fightlinker, I’m not around to cover it.

Past that point I leave the comments section in my hetero life parter Jake’s handi-capable hands. Be good, you stinking Jackals. None of that ‘substitute teacher’ bullshit while I’m away, or there’ll be hell to pay come Friday.