just found out I’m firing Jon Bones Jones on March 21st in Denver Colorado. hope u heard it here first!!!!
I’m sixty miles from Denver. I’ll sell my face. I wanna go. The Jackals want me to go. They NEED me to go. YOU need me to go. Christ, get Rodriguez a bus pass and a permission slip and I’ll even chaperone.
Here’s the thing: UFC 111 is scheduled for March 27th in New Jersey. What is this March 21st in Denver talk?
I’ll tell you what it is: the omen, that I’ve long sought after, proving there is in fact a God. Here’s looking at you, Big Guy.
PS: MMA Junkie is rumoring Mir/Carwin for the interim (known from here on as ‘pretty princess pretend’, or PPP if I’m feeling lazy) belt at the aforementioned UFC 111 card. Vera, if you’re teasing me about a Colorado card, I’m going to convince Obama to invade. I’m cereal.
Update: It’s March 31st, and it’s fucking happening. Plz plz plz I’ll drink ipecac.