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Roy Nelson had a bit of pneumonia

Maybe Roy Nelson’s terrible performance on Saturday had more to it than just ring rust and excessive fatness:

Via text messages with Cagewriter, Jessy Nelson said that her husband had walking pneumonia during the first two weeks of May, and that he spent Monday in a Las Vegas hospital. “He described the feeling like someone is taking a big scab off of his lungs,” Nelson wrote.

Nelson had mentioned a bug he picked up in Canada City from UFC 129. Walking pneumonia is basically a milder version of pneumonia, a bacterial lung infection. If that already doesn’t sound like something you want going into a fight, add in flu symptoms, tiredness, and weakness. Not too shabby of an excuse! Think Dana White will buy it and cut Nelson some slack?

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Doesn’t that happen when you get too much bacon and beer in your lungs?  I keed, I keed.

    Will this appease The Dana?  Will he get props from the WhiteMan for not pulling out of an already injury-laden card?  Will he get with Dolce to improve his game despite this being the reason for his sad display?

  • Joon4s says:

    Also being a fat fuck doesn’t help much either.

  • CAP says:

    Cut that mullet and he’ll probably drop 10 pounds.

  • agentsmith says:

    You know what really doesn’t help fight pneumonia?  Obesity.

  • glassjawsh says: