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Roy knows chokes

When he’s not challenging Fedor, big fat IFL fuck Roy Nelson is showing what a total ignorant retard he is regarding chokes:

“Dan Henderson had 12 seconds left and he was looking at the clock when he tapped. I can hold my breath for 12 seconds, you wait it out and come back in the third round.”

You’d expect this kind of complete idiocy from a redneck watching the UFC for the first time, not a redneck who’s been fighting for 4 years.

I feel stupid having to explain this since it’s Remedial Rogan 101 and even the two idiot Goldbergs understands how it works. But most MMA chokes are blood chokes, they don’t actually stop you from breathing. They just cut the blood off from your brain, which just happens to be kinda sorta more important than breathing. It also means Dan wouldn’t have lasted 12 seconds … he probably wouldn’t have lasted 4 before passing out.

But hey, who knows. Perhaps Roy doesn’t need blood to his brain in order to function. Considering how fucking stupid he seems to be, it wouldn’t surprise me.

  • Lifer says:

    they aren’t all blood chokes.

  • ineedgirlfriend says:

    I guess Im stupid retard too because I watched Inside MMA and I didn’t thought of it. Shit. Maybe becasue he said that with 100% confidence. Thanks for explaining.

    I love the guys huge beer belly.

  • very true, changed to ‘most MMA chokes’.

    There’s a guy in my JJ class who keeps crushing my windpipe with his elbow and forearm. I don’t get guys like that … can’t wait to get good enough to reverse them at will and do it back to them so they can see what fucking douches they are for doing that in class.

  • Xavier says:

    Man, that guy is an embarrassment.

    Hey, what’s with the no Shamrock/Berry possible thrown fight controversy post? You’re the biggest gay for Shamrock on the planet, I wanted to see what your spin would be.

  • Haven’t seen the fight yet, so can’t really judge that stuff. Will probably watch the fight tonight and comment tomorrow on it

  • caspersghost says:

    nah, Sham got hit with a stiff straight left that put him out of it, then the right hook just kinds pushed him over. He did the signature Sham-Turtle to WTF?? manouvre to end the fight. Anyone that needs to pay Shamrock to take a dive at this stage of the game, must be betting on Stephen Hawkins to win.

  • Gavin says:

    A rear-naked is actually more of a trachea choke and if you try and last through it you can get really really hurt. Like trachea collapsing and you can’t breathe at all hurt. If that large tard wants to die in the ring, let him.

  • Jim Allcorn says:

    Glad I’m not the only one who was embarrassed for Nelson Friday night. I mean, WTF?!!

    Who’s he to question the heart & balls of a Hendo, who’s accomplished more in his career than Nelson ever could in two or three of his own were it possible. Those comments just pissed me off.

    I don’t know if he was serious or if he was trying to come across as some sort of cut rate “Mayhem” Miller …

    As for his challenging Fedor, I VERY seriously doubt that Nelson could get through a single round with last week’s special guest Justin McCully, so Fedor?!! C’mon …

  • Popetastic says:

    This dude is an obese waste of space who holds the IFL Heavyweight belt by default. Not that Rothwell is so much better.

  • Dangerfield says:

    Rothwell is better. At least Rothwell is good enough to go 3 rounds with heavys from the UFC imo. Plus he probably knows his chokes.

  • Dangerfield says:

    +the rearnaked is a blood choke dependent on how your forearm is positioned right

  • goo says:

    Yeah, the idea is elbow in the middle, arm on either side right?

  • RL Dookiefuck says:

    I’m guessing that fat piece of shit has never been body triangled either.

  • Anubis says:

    What ever happened to humility? Roy Nelson and Justin McCully were both annoying as fuck on Inside MMA. They deployed a completely pompous and unjustified sense of self-worth for guys who’ve never faced tip-top competiton. They have a false sense of their abilities. Is this a normal side-effect of being a HW MMA fighter or are they just members of the low IQ club?

  • SuperDupaFresh says:

    Ha! This is the 1st time i’ve been to this sight. “Big fat IFL fuck”. Very refreshing. Bas should have slapped on the same choke to see if he could put his $$ where his mouth is.

  • MadMan says:

    I feel that it’s statements like these that warrant Karate Master ‘Isao Nakamura’ to kick Roy Nelson
    in the head :)

  • jaydog says:

    In Nelson’s defense, the 12 seconds bothers a lot of people. Maybe he just meant that Hendo should have fought it by any means. Holding your breath is an example. Pulling the arm down, turning around, etc. Now, I think it’s plain as day that Dan was beat up and being squeezed with that body triangle. The man simply gave up and that’s hard for fans and sympathetic fighters to live with.

  • Atom says:

    He and Babalu would get along well

  • Beastieboy says:

    In beer belly’s defense; it was a trachea choke, check the pic;; The forearm is under the chin, not the pit of his elbow. Bas also said the same thing. But, I’m guessing Big Country didn’t factor in that body triangle. In fact, he’s probably never had a body triangle. Even Anderson couldn’t get his legs around that big gut.