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Rosie O’Donnell loves her some California Kid

The UFC sends Urijah Faber everywhere, confident that his boyish good looks and butt-chin will draw women into MMA better than a thousand box traps with a thousand Cinnabons inside. Urijah met Rosie O’Donnel a while ago and she’s still got California Kid fever – I assume it’s because he also looks kinda like a 50 year old lesbian in certain light. Judging by these pics and tweets she was pretty excited about seeing him fight…

  • frickshun says:

    Can someone help me coax my dick out from inside my body?


  • Razzle says:

    She was called the queen of nice for awhile – fun fact, fun fact.

  • matthewpolly says:

    I was interviewed by Rosie once for her radio show. When I told her I was writing about MMA, she couldn’t stop talking about Urijah. Apparently, he has replaced Tom Cruise in her heart, which kind of makes you wonder about Faber. Is he MMA’s first famous… Scientologist?

  • Omomatta says:

    Well, that would help feed my hatred of Faber even more. Hmmm, is hatred too strong of a word?…..Nope.

    Did you tell her you loved her work in “League of Their Own”?

  • agentsmith says:

    If she transferred testosterone to Faber via their kiss, does that count as steroid cheating?

  • Omomatta says:

    Osmotic testosterone therapy is 100% legal…..That’s what Dr. Zarnekee told me. He practices in Californ…….Oregon.

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    I’m not a rosie fan at all (AT ALL), but it’s kind of awesome that someone as recognizable as her is a huge fan of any MMA fighter

  • Omomatta says:

    Vomiting lettuce is much less fun than I thought it would be.

  • frickshun says:

    Omo–>why u hating on Faber?

  • Omomatta says:

    Ummm…..Probably because I don’t like him. I remember jumping in the air and doing a back flip when Mike Brown removed him from consciousness. I don’t care if his tubes are squishin’ or not.

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    “masterbating” should be spelled with a “u”

  • CAP says:

    I would not want to roll with her.

    I like Faber but sometimes he gets a little too cocky for his own good and that’s when I want him to get KTFO’d. He’s toned it down since losing. Imagine that.

  • 7th Offensive says:

    the last man she glomed on to turned out to be crazy and gay.


  • iamphoenix says:

    what’s he doin to her?

  • Letibleu says:

    She has HIM in a submission, you just can’t see it. It’s called the crotch hold.