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Ronda Rousey has already beaten the crap out of dudes

While casually reiterating her opinion that she could take Mr Miesha Tate – Bryan Caraway – in a fight, Ronda Rousey went into detail about the time she took on four dudes and their girlfriends at a theatre:

“It’s happened to me a couple times. Not in, like, a sanctioned, legal way. But, it was entertaining to everybody that saw it. I got applause afterwards. I got jumped by a bunch of guys in a movie theatre and I beat ’em up and then everyone clapped. and then I was like, ‘Maybe I should fight in front of people, ‘cuz people tend to like it.’ That was one of my first MMA experiences. It was like four couples, four guys and four girls. A couple of them headed me off in the aisle. It was like a thing. Their girlfriend was rude and I told her that she was rude and they tried to act tough in front of their girlfriend. She was like knocking me in the head with her boot and was being — they were that group of people who were just rude and loud throughout the whole movie. And so, I took her boot off and threw it and told her to go get some manners. and then, her boyfriend didn’t like that. And her boyfriend’s friends didn’t like that. So, they headed me off in the aisle and told me to go get the boot. They wouldn’t let me leave and they pushed me. So, I was technically in the ‘kidnap situation,’ I learned this from my lawyer, and was fearing for my life, so I had to defend myself. So I did defend myself very well…and so they sued me. Whatever. the good thing was, it was an aisle, so I had them between the seats and the wall, so they couldn’t get around me, so I had them one at a time. So, it was actually a good situation for a multi-person fighting situation.”

“Well, I tried to get through, and I told them that if they didn’t let me through, I’d have to do something about it. So, I tried to get through, and the guy pushed me back, and while he was pushing me, I grabbed him by his shirt and I started punching him with one hand. And, his other friend came behind me and got me by the neck and was pulling me backwards. But, I had his friend by the shirt, so I was still punching him. Then, I dropped the one guy, and the other guy had me by the neck, so I threw him over my shoulder. And my cousin and my friend Marina, they went and grabbed the other guys to keep them out of it, and the one girl was trying to get in and rash me in the face. My friend Marina pushed her out of the way. She went face first into the seats. and then they went and told the police that I punched the girl, which I never did. i just beat up the two guys. and then, um, yeah, it just turned into this big thing. And, uh, the funny thing is, my shoe came off, ‘cuz I was fighting in flip flops, like ya do, so everyone was just losing shoes. I threw her shoe, I lost my shoe, everyone’s looking for shoes. But, um, it was one of those things that most girls go through.”

As Gus Johnson would say, ‘Sometimes these things happen in a girl’s life.’ Maybe the life of a no-nonsense-taking ass kicker like Ronda Rousey. I like how she considered being told to pick up the boot she threw a ‘kidnap situation’ … there’s a bunch of people down in Florida who agree completely with that assessment. Remind me never to stare at her in real life lest she shatter my pelvis over an ‘eye sexing situation.’

  • G Funk says:

    I’m sure she can toss guys around but drop them with punches? Smells of lie.

    LeBatard’s neck is way too small for his head.