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Rich Franklin wants to give you a hummer!

The last time I tried to make a fighter/hummer joke, I incorrectly said a hummer was when you lick your partner’s anus. It kinda ruined the joke. But this time I’m gonna get the damn thing right:

Rich Franklin must really need some quick cash because he’s now offering to give a hummer to whoever will pay him the most for it. It’s a sad day indeed when a former champion like Rich is so destitute he has to hum TAPS with someone’s cock in his mouth!