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Reverend’s Picks for UFC 113

It’s Center you fucking Canucks

I’ll start from the top and work my way down.

Lyoto Machida vs Mauricio “Shogun” Rua

I’ve got Machida on this one. He will be back with a fury after nearly losing the belt. Sure he might have lost in the eyes of some, I think it was too damn close, but all that really says is that these two guys are a good match. Shogun is not the same animal he was in Pride, funny enough today at work I noticed we sell the Pride Shogun doll at my Target, but is that due to roids, the octagon or lazy? Or is it that he fought cans? Who knows but he just hasnt seemed like the same old Shogun. Machida is going to go out there and show people he can win via descision but i still see this one going all 25 minutes.

Machida via Unanimous Decision

Paul Daley vs Josh Koscheck

Lets see… No Jutsu vs Humpfest ’10. Paul Daley is a vicious striker and Kos is a vicious humper, if you can’t tell i really don’t like Josh. That said I see Kos taking Daley down and showing the brit some good old fashion no homo GnP.

Koscheck via Unanimous Decision

Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson vs. Matt Mitrione

Man I remember when Dana would talk mad shit about Kimbo and EXC was still having freak show fights. Seems like so long ago. Well Kimbo is a brawler and from what i can gleam from others Matt it a brawler too, I seriously don’t remember him from the show. So by default I’m gonna go with Matt because I don’t like black people… no offense Subo.

Mitrione via TKO Rd 2

Alan Belcher vs. Patrick Cote

Cote is ok but hasn’t fought in so damn long I think Belcher is going to to take this one. i mean Cote might have fought the champ but only because he was the only guy available that hadn’t already made a fool out of himself. Belcher has won or damn near won his last 4 fights… plus he’s American.

Belcher via TKO rd. 3

Jeremy Stephens vs. Sam Stout

I’m going to have to go for the Canadian on this one. It’s gonna be a good one too. Both guys have some entertaining fights under their belts. Speaking of which neither guy is every going to have one but really who gives a fuck. Some of the best fights are ones between guys who will never have or even fight for the belt, I’m looking at you Anderson.

Stout via Unanimous Decision