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Replacement for the replacement’s replacement out, replacement’s replacement back in

Another victim has fallen to the YAMMA curse:

FiveOuncesOfPain.com has confirmed with Nick Lembo, legal counsel for the New Jersey Athletic Control Board, that Maurice Smith has pulled out of the YAMMA Pit Fighting event due to illness. FiveOuncesOfPain.com announced yesterday that Maurice Smith was tapped as a replacement for Pat Smith after Smith’s legal troubles this past weekend.

We have also confirmed with Lembo that Pat Smith’s charges have been reduced to misdemeanors. Lembo also confirmed that his name was resubmitted to the NJACB for approval and that he has been approved to fight Oleg Taktarov at the event on April 11th.

I think it’s pretty obvious now that the YAMMA surface is made out of bones dug up from an ancient indian burial ground. No word yet on who will replace Pat Smith after the voices in his head drive him to kill half the production crew with a shotgun.

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