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Renzo Gracie gives muggers some raccoon style and live-tweets it

Twitter is this new and exciting form of communication (not really, it’s more like texts meet bulletin boards) and huge boundaries are being pushed every day with its use. From fueling revolution around the world to … real time updates on martial artists beating people up? Yep, totally on par. Which is why GracieMag was so excited to tell us ‘Renzo makes history and reports mugging real time over Twitter.’ And by ‘reports mugging’ I mean he reports on his progress as he beats up the muggers, not that he reports the muggers to the police like a normal human:

22nd street and 10th ave right now two guys following me, can’t help but have a big smile upon my face Im talking about a happy one 😉 )))

Waiting for them… Are they really thinking I’m drunk??? They have to be kidding. Hahahaha

25th and 10ave 😉 they are getting closer lol 😉

They are coming closer, asking for a cigaret 😉 lol can’t help but have a smile in my face. I don’t smoke. Pretend to wobble. They smile

Back as he runs, no chance to catch him… Even though I began to try to run after him, I realize How slow I was. F***k it :-///

This one asks me why did I do that, pretending to be stupid, one little kick to the ribs makes him whine and apologize, as I’m writing this.

I ask him if he was planing to rob me, he says no. All he wanted was a cigarette, lol I can’t help but have a big smile upon my face, and ..

The certainty that if it was an ordinary man he would be sad about his stolen goods. F*****g c**t cries like a bitch when the tide turns…

I can’t help but take a pic as his nose bleeds and he wines and asks why did I do that… Like he doesn’t know the reason…

At this point we hope Renzo’s finely tuned battle instincts are correct and he did just kick the shit out of a wannabe mugger and not some poor bastard having a nic fit. After all that, any normal person would have gone home. But not Renzo. He still wants to catch that second dude….

There is basic things like you don’t come back to where the problem was.. You just don’t, I knew he would, just going around the block would

Be enough… Dumb f%#^ I just gave him the old style Raccoon, it has been a while since the last time I did.. Choke him out 3 times…

And before he woke up I did hit each eye socket at least twice, tomorrow he will wake up like a raccoon, and every time he woke up I was…

Whispering at his ears.. That’s what death feels like it.. Don’t do that again. My f*****g hand hurts, :-/ a lot

He just gave him some of that old raccoon style, no big deal. Maybe Dana and Lorenzo need to reconsider getting Renzo back in the cage. He’s obviously jonesing for a fight, to the point where he’s willing to risk getting shot or gangbanged to get one. He’s also shown he’s great at twitter promotion, which I know the UFC loves.

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