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Randy’s new PR strategy

More proof that Randy Couture is nothing more than a shameless bastard who will go to any length to sway public opinion his way. He recently put up a series of photos on his blog containing the most cutest puppies in the universe. Click more for the full cuteness explosion, but be careful … it may cause your heart to grow and tears to glisten in your eyes:

There’s a new addition to the Couture family. A Red Sesame female Shiba Inu named Miso.

Kim flew Miso in from North Dakota yesterday and surprised Randy with an early Christmas gift. Miso will join Saki a male Shiba Inu in the Couture household. Saki is a year and a half old and was a present from Randy to Kim.

29 COMMENTS
  • marshal says:

    Those things look delicious.

  • Thomas says:

    Breaking News….. Dana White has snapped the necks of all the puppies demonstrating Zuffas dominance over the world.

    According to Zuffa, in Mr Couture’s contract, Page 412, paragraph 3.. All pets domisticated or otherwise held by fighter under contract to Zuffa or said property of Zuffa. If fighter imposes hardship on Zuffa, Zuffa will get revenge in the following ways,
    A) Zuffa will hold press confrence to make fighter look bad
    B) Zuffa will bitchslap any and all agents or consultants
    C) Zuffa reserves the rights to kill any and all pets belonging to fighter.
    Dana white had no response

  • intenso says:

    omg I love Randy

  • MacDaddy says:

    I saw in a documentary that when Randy goes into training camp he goes on a no-dairy, all-puppy diet. They’re very low in carbs.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    !FEDOR!

  • dignan says:

    Shiba-Inus rules.

  • Funny stuff Thomas and MacDaddy…..

  • Shoutfan says:

    I wish the gift to Randy was a signed fight with Fedor….

  • Aww, puppies!!!!!!!!!!!! Rany’s my hero!

    God, I’m so easy!

  • johnny says:

    i would bang the crap out of randy’s gf in the 2nd pic………….the one that isn’t the dog………OH SNAP…NO YOU DIDN’T

  • Jonathan says:

    I want a puppy dog!

  • dandeman says:

    Randy has now used the Nixon Strategy of using puppies to soften the publics criticism of him. Hey if it worked for Tricky Dick in the 50’s it could work for Randy now.

  • Tribull says:

    The Dog was Randy’s last fight bonus from Dana. How can you say Zuffa doesnt pay the fighters well when you have proof like that picture.

  • machete2 says:

    I cant believe people actually read this blog. I like most MMA blogs, but the writing and opinions on this blog are fucking ridiculous. Whoever runs this blog is a douche bag .

  • I KNOW, IT’S LIKE PUPPIES WTF??? GAY SHIT. FUCK THE GUYS WHO MAKE THIS CRAP

  • dulljake says:

    I hate these fags who write this blog too. Man, they are not funny, and both are cock munchers. I hope they die eating their own vomit while buttfucking each other!

  • Swedish guy says:

    WTF is up with jakes comments turning orange just sometimes? I want to know right away which posts to skip.

    No, but seriously…

    I do. 😉

  • dulljake says:

    they only turn orange if i was the one who wrote the article

  • kuntface-grannyRAPER says:

    lick my nutts, dont vioate!!!

    i rape grannys poo hole

  • Xavier says:

    Much better PR strategy, actually. Now he just needs to make up with the UFC and all will be forgiven.

  • Prozac For All says:

    I wonder how much money that dog had to pay to sit on Randy Couture’s lap? It’s all about respect though, don’t forget!

  • marshal says:

    Your dog has a pot belly, get it checked for worms Randy.

  • ciaran says:

    Randys wife is sooo hot,I want her to tie me to her bed and smother me so I can’t breath,I want to lick and suck her sweet ass hole,I’m going to find some pictures of her and spend the day thinking about her,I am gonna need a new keyboard after today!!!!

  • ciaran says:

    I would love her to take a a massive shit on my face and then force me to eat it,a big steamy stinky one,then fart all over my nose MMMMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMMMM

  • And then I want her to convince me to ruin my career! Oh baby, that’s so hot!

  • uno says:

    2. Thomas wrote:

    Breaking News….. Dana White has snapped the necks of all the puppies demonstrating Zuffas dominance over the world.

    According to Zuffa, in Mr Couture’s contract, Page 412, paragraph 3.. All pets domisticated or otherwise held by fighter under contract to Zuffa or said property of Zuffa. If fighter imposes hardship on Zuffa, Zuffa will get revenge in the following ways,
    A) Zuffa will hold press confrence to make fighter look bad
    B) Zuffa will bitchslap any and all agents or consultants
    C) Zuffa reserves the rights to kill any and all pets belonging to fighter.
    Dana white had no response”

    LOL!!!! that’s the funniest shit Thomas

  • Jersey Tomato says:

    I agree with the guy above me. He is 100% on the mark.
    I will say it only more more. Sczxetrfgowiakzxk!!!!

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