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Randy Couture has a horseshoe up his ass

You may or may not have heard that Randy Couture was doing a charity poker tournament this weekend. I was gonna do some promo for it but I feel like I’ve been too nice lately and any more posts about Randy involving puppies or charities might make everyone forget that he’s a bastard who won’t get in the cage and fight for our amusement anymore.

Anyways, Randy had a pretty damn good run, with two do-or-die hands developing for him on the flop. There’s no word yet on how well Randy did in his own tournament but for someone who claimed he barely knows how to play, he certainly didn’t do too shabby.

  • Mr. Theplague says:

    He shouldn’t use his magical powers too often, or people will start to figure out what is going on. Didn’t Zeus warn him about that?

  • fightfan says:

    That is why the game is so popular…..An absolute moron can have a decent run or actually win a tourney or 2.

    You could actually close your eyes or flip a coin to decide what to do and you can win. A lot of luck involved. It is funny when people bragg about a poker game……”yeah I just placed (1)(2)(3 rd) and beat up a few chumps at the table” Funny.

  • I used to think the same thing till i started playing regularly. Now I understand the whole human dynamic behind it … bullying and baiting and shit like that. A bad player can win with good cards but a good player can win with any cards.

  • fightfan says:

    I used to play a lot……There are good players and not so good players. The thing about the game is that on any given day, a retard could win. In the long run a good player wins more consistently.

    FL, where do you play?

  • Just a monthly game with some work friends.

  • fightfan says:


    I am having trouble uploading a picture. It keeps saying upload error or something. Your IM still is not working. How can I contact if I need a quick answer to something??

  • Mr. Theplague says:

    Same here.

  • I’ll fix that javascript error now. For the moment you can message people through the Members page by clicking on the mail icon

  • atom says:

    I read the two paragraphs before watching the two videos, and just assumed “two do-or-die hands developing for him on the flop” was a reference to his last two fights.

    It seemed like a pretty good analogy.
    Until it wasn’t.

    I’m a little surprised that he’s still in a cast. He broke his arm in August.

  • Okay, sending messages works across the system now. Thanks for your patience guys.

  • #1 jackal says:

    Note: Couture re-fractured the arm he fractured during the fight with Gabriel Gonzaga while checking a kick during recent training. Perhaps up the Celebrex dosage, Randy?

  • Translation : they re-broke randy’s arm so he had a legit excuse to turn down fights.