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Rachelle Leah ‘doing’ Playboy

News is that Rachelle Leah is ‘doing a Playboy cover’ in the near future, which would get me more excited if Playboy didn’t have the annoying habit lately of forgetting to show me the breasts and vaginas of said covergirls inside the magazine. If Rachelle isn’t doing a figurative and literal spread in the magazine, they can go fuck off and I will continue to buy Boink! magazine instead. I read it for the informative articles. And the quad-fisting.

Anyways, our friend Ariel over at MMARated thinks it should be Arianny getting the spread. He’s biased because Arianny does interviews with him regularly, but he also makes the point that Arianny is actually a current ring girl while Rachelle Leah just does odd jobs for shows the UFC sticks into 4am slots on MTV8 (the Mocho).

I tend to agree that Arianny would be better exposure for the UFC, I don’t think she’s hit the popularity that Rachelle garnered over all the years. In order to test this I turned to my brother, who’s THE average fan who still wonders where the hell Nick Diaz and Randy Couture went. He doesn’t know Arianny, but he does know Rachelle. So there ya go there. Rachelle still trumps Arianny for popularity amongst the masses.

Oh, and for those of you wondering why Edith doesn’t do a photoshoot, it’s because Playboy doesn’t hire girls with gigantic clit-piercings or bazooka tits.

41 COMMENTS
  • HexRei says:

    actually that’s a pretty average-sized clit piercing, but i imagine you haven’t got a lot of real-world experience with clits so I’m not surprised.

  • scorchamatic says:

    for all the shit edith takes on this site, i think she’s the hottest one of the group. i bet her cooch smells like mint julips and utopia.

  • HexRei says:

    @2 I agree, Edith is hot. She’s definitely a departure from the previous UFC girls who were more the “girl next door” type but let’s face it, any straight male would fuck Edith given the chance.
    Fightlinker just likes having somebody to make fun of.

  • Jemaleddin says:

    a) Let’s not turn this into another Edith discussion – we’ve already concluded that only people who already have herpes are willing to sleep with her.

    b) The reason it’s Rachelle and not Arianny could be that the actual ring girls are outside contractors for the UFC, and Rachelle is probably a direct employee. But I don’t know.

  • RoB says:

    or maybe arianna isnt willing to whore herself out for playboy. Some people still have morals…………i think

  • Nah, according to an interview with Jarry Park, she says she’d be down with it

  • HexRei says:

    5Jemaleddin

    a) Let’s not turn this into another Edith discussion – we’ve already concluded that only people who already have herpes are willing to sleep with her

    Um, having looked at pictures of you and your doughy, homely family, I can confidently say you have not and never will hit a piece of ass as hot as edith. sour grapes my friend, sour grapes.

  • I need to patent my “Internet Ring Girl Discussion Theory” where people always wheel out the same lame arguments for why we shouldn’t be allowed to state our opinions on the looks of others

  • HexRei says:

    I need to patent my “Internet Ring Girl Discussion Theory” where people always wheel out the same lame arguments for why we shouldn’t be allowed to state our opinions on the looks of others

    Well fightlinker, it’s obvious that you are seriously biased to begin with. When I asked you whether Roxy or Edith was hotter, your argument basically amounted to “well edith is better looking but roxy is so cool/talented/accomplished that she appears more attractive to me”. well great. but let’s at least not pretend that you’re making fun of edith because you think she is genuinely ugly, you’re doing it because making fun of people generates web traffic.

  • No, I said I’m not attracted to girls like Edith and wrote a novel on the reasons why. I understand why others consider her attractive … some people like big boobs, collagen lips, tons of makeup, and skinny but not fit figures. More power to you if that floats your boat, but it doesn’t float mine.

    Past that we make fun of her because we make fun of everyone. Who we do or don’t mock doesn’t really make a difference as far as traffic goes :-p

  • I’m all for different opinions around here except for the opinion that your opinion is better than everyone elses. You’re basically saying “Your opinion of Edith doesn’t matter because my opinion is different”. Sorry to say, looks are an opinion thing. Don’t beleive me? Ask Sandra Oh, Christina Ricci, Thora Birch, Cameron Diaz and 1001 other celebrities who are either hot or fugly depending on who you’re asking.

    So for the last time: Just because people think Edith Larente is hideous doesn’t make them gay, and using the whole ‘never slept with anyone hot’ thing is retarded because it’s such a completely bogus and baseless assumption it’s not funny.

  • HexRei says:

    collagen lips? speculation. they’re not anywhere close to unnaturally large. tons of makeup? when she’s working she wears as much as any other ring girl. skinny? please, other than her tits she’s built just like arianni- slim. rachelle is the only one of the bunch the ever looked really “fit” to me.

    the big boobs are the only point that actually makes sense, i think they’re overly large myself but a lot of guys like D’s and above.

    Anyway, it’s not so much that i think you “shouldn’t be allowed to state (y)our opinions on the looks of others” but at this point it seems to have moved beyond, observation and become kind of a vendetta for you. leave the poor girl alone, go make fun of wandy or sataki or dave strasser or josh neer or someone else who is REALLY ugly.

  • HexRei says:

    So for the last time: Just because people think Edith Larente is hideous doesn’t make them gay, and using the whole ‘never slept with anyone hot’ thing is retarded because it’s such a completely bogus and baseless assumption it’s not funny.

    That’s no more overboard than some of the comments people make about Edith and anyone who might find her attractive, such as Jemaleddin above saying only people with herpes would want to sleep with her.
    To be honest I’m surprised Jem found anyone willing to reproduce with him. Who would want to help perpetuate those genes?

  • Hey, other than the posts over the past few days, we haven’t even talked about Edith in a few months. She’s only been mentioned 18 times in nearly 2000 posts, and half of those were just because of the Grape Photo posts. We really don’t care that much.

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    Edith has fake bazooka tits, a horseface and a trashy look. Not my style. Rachelle isn’t plastic, has an attractive face and body and she has class. She isn’t posing nude in playboy, she’s doing a non-nude cover, which keeps in line with her classy image.

  • HexRei says:

    well, she’s only been a ring girl since UFC 78, that’s a fair number of mentions in less than six months. but ya, I was talking about recently.
    admittedly i just started reading your blog a few weeks ago so maybe it just seems to me like you spend a lot of time dissing her, but geeez. i still think its getting excessive.

  • HexRei says:

    She isn’t posing nude in playboy, she’s doing a non-nude cover, which keeps in line with her classy image.

    Call me new school but I have never understood why a girl can get paid to show off her whole body with only her tits and pussy encased in a skintight bra and hotpants (nipples and cameltoe still clearly visible a lot of the time) is so much classier than getting paid to show the thing without a sheer layer of fabric over those few inches of skin.

  • I admit, it’s a bit of a hot of a topic right now, similar to when we were trying to find out who she was and all those semi-nude pics were popping up (amongst other things I don’t bring up on a regular basis for the fact that I’m not trying to be vindictive or mean). But that’s still just the picture post, a rebuttal post on why not liking her doesn’t make you gay, and this one where she gets a line. Unless she does something interesting (which I doubt), it’ll probably be a few months before you hear about her again.

  • HexRei says:

    ok, i mixed up my english a little bit in my last post (watching a movie out of one eye, sorry) but i think my point got across.

  • muhr says:

    I would think most normal males would have watched so much porn that Playboy would seem almost as tame as a Sears catalogue. At least that’s the case for me.

  • ii i i havent read alll that crap

    but boinc

    n

    yeah

    boink

    aaaahhhh

    i’ll read ittoùmorrowww :p

  • TKO Todd says:

    Edith is nowhere near as hot as Rachelle or Arianny. But I’m sure Playboy would give her an offer. After all…..they gave that ugly man beast Chyna a cover spread.

  • clint notestine says:

    yeah id fuck all the UFC girls but it check my dick for the next 6 months.

  • Jemaleddin says:

    @HexRei: If it wasn’t clear, my herpes comment was a joke. That’s what we do around here. See, everybody was saying that if you didn’t like her you were gay, so I was taking the other… you know what? If you don’t get it, you don’t get it. I’ll try to be funnier and more obvious next time.

    But thanks for making fun of my kids! I read them your comment and now they’re crying. SWEEET! :-)

  • brandon says:

    lmao crying

  • x5BoltMainx says:

    ( * ):)( * )

  • x5BoltMainx says:

    round 2
    ( * ) :) ( * )

  • Jemaleddin says:

    Holy shit, HexRei went and posted shitty comments about my kids on Flickr. Nice! Too bad it’s so easy to delete comments and block users, eh? :-)

  • Atom says:

    HexRei- pretend you’re a decent human being.

  • Atom says:

    Even if you thought you were being funny, there’s a point where it stops. Making fun of other people kids, and a loyal jackal no less, just makes you look like an ass hole. Not funny in a mean way. Not even “ha-ha look how stupid this guy is for writing this” funny.

    Just “Ryan, can you please ban his IP address” disrespectful. (seriously)

  • HexRei says:

    gee, and here the message i got from both him and many others here was that its ok to make fun of ANYONE as long as its funny. lighten up you thin-skinned weenie.

  • Atom says:

    And my message to you was that IT WASN’T FUNNY. The swingerads thing wasn’t mine.. it was Matt Hammil’s that I submitted to FL, which became a blog post. I guess he took it down after it made the rounds.
    The new link might work

    Making fun of me, Jem, or anyone else… fine- so long as its funny. Making fun of their kids AND not being funny= fail.

  • Jemaleddin says:

    @HexRei: Oh, and just to give you something else to make fun of, my son is disabled. Thanks for making fun of the autistic kid. You’re super-cool! Next time make sure to include that in your mockery!

    @Atom: Don’t worry about this loser – I’m going to write a greasemonkey script to make his comments disappear from the site when I view it. :)

  • scorchamatic says:

    damn. this is all very sherdogesque.

  • The lesson to learn here is that people who don’t know how to interact with other people don’t belong on a community site. As for banning people who don’t agree with us, that’s not really what we do here. On the other hand, banning people who decide to start personal vendettas with people who don’t agree with them? They get banned.

  • Oh, and it might take me a couple tries to block all your IPs and your hosts, but i’m kinda new to this banning thing so yeah :-p

  • Jemaleddin says:

    Oh, and check my website again – my wife passed away in November. You’re really hitting the high points!

    Also, I didn’t ask FL to ban you – that’s up to them. But I’m still working on my script…

  • kentyman says:

    I think anyone who uses bold tags like they’re blockquote should be banned.

  • Atom says:

    I HATE ANYONE WHO EVER HAD A PONY GROWING UP!

  • kentyman says:

    I had a pony!

    When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony. My cousin had pony. So what’s wrong with that?

    He was a beautiful pony. And I loved him!

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