Check it out: Jon Fitch is so gay for the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim that he created a dedicated twitter account to geek out over the game. His character’s name is Fitch Dragonborn and he’s a level 47 dark elf. I had to resist the urge to punch myself and steal my own lunch money just saying that.
I don’t get all the hype over Skyrim. As far as I’m concerned, it’s just a bunch of living sex dolls sending you on endless fetch quests. The only fun I had was killing innocent people, stripping them down to their skivvies and then stacking them in giant sex piles. And you know what? You can’t even set the sex piles on fire. Interactive world my ass.