There are a few things Eddie Bravo shouldn’t be allowed to do:
1. Name the jiu-jitsu shit that he invents. I mean … the ‘rubber guard’ is pretty good, but you get the feeling now that he thinks he can call crap whatever he wants, like “crackhead control”, “retard control”, “the godfather”, “jiu claw” and “T-Rex”. DO NOT WANT.
2. Make music. Goddamn, man.
3. Make music videos. I know this is a given if number 2 is in effect, but if Eddie is only going to follow through with one or two of these suggestions, then I’d just like to throw in that his music videos are a crime against humanity. Just watch the above video if you don’t believe me. Although in the interest of fair disclosure, both Eddie and Joe have come out and said the video sucked donkey donk.