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Please stop, Eddie.

There are a few things Eddie Bravo shouldn’t be allowed to do:

1. Name the jiu-jitsu shit that he invents. I mean … the ‘rubber guard’ is pretty good, but you get the feeling now that he thinks he can call crap whatever he wants, like “crackhead control”, “retard control”, “the godfather”, “jiu claw” and “T-Rex”. DO NOT WANT.

2. Make music. Goddamn, man.

3. Make music videos. I know this is a given if number 2 is in effect, but if Eddie is only going to follow through with one or two of these suggestions, then I’d just like to throw in that his music videos are a crime against humanity. Just watch the above video if you don’t believe me. Although in the interest of fair disclosure, both Eddie and Joe have come out and said the video sucked donkey donk.

  • Márcio says:

    shitty music, worst video

  • godzillad says:

    Yeah, Bravo renames shit so he can yell moves out to his students at tournaments without telegraphing it to the opposition.

    Oant, Fightlinker.

  • Lifer says:


  • The Citizen says:

    5 seconds is all it took. Props for the effort, but I couldn’t get through it.

  • Procannonfodder says:

    He shouldn’t name anything without getting a broken bone from it first (ala Helio Gracie and the Kimura lock)…..

  • Lifer says:

    He should name his moves in his system.. only when he ends up having his own bones broken by it..? Fail.

  • Jim says:

    Aaaaagh! I was laughing until I realized that was a cover of Sweet Leaf! That’s going to make Iommi get in a grave and start rolling.

  • machinegunfunk says:

    i made it up till the switch to the party, man he should have a scubs style opera singer MIISSTTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I went ATM on the Diaz brothers says:

    Honestly I liked the parts when they were dressed up as priests and nuns.I wasn’t that into the parts where they rocked out.I think it has potential though.u other ass holes are just tools who wait for Ryan to tell you what your opinions are anyway.seriously I think if u r going to slam someone else’s music you should at least put out your own video on the site Ryan.I mean you guys did the bloodsport video and that was funny as hell.although it was just the same 5 second loop played over and over.even if you didn’t do bloodsport I’m sure you could do a good one.even if you didn’t have any music wouldn’t take more than a 200 dollar controller and some software.

  • Its far from the worst thing i’ve ever heard/seen but could have been better. I think Ryan’s just jealous that Eddie is cooler than he is.

  • Nate says:

    That was actually pretty cool. (LOL)

    I liked how they had female orgasm noises and then a sheep sound. Awesome.

  • fightfan says:

    WTF was that?? Who sings? Who play guitar? Who plays drums?? Who wrote this??? Exactly what was that. I could get a hot bitch, Bruce Buffer, and some drunk some music and then film them all above in random situations???? and call it a video?

  • garth says:

    ATM: are you seriously saying that before you can have an opinion about something, you have to do it yourself? so everyone in the world has to sit quietly until they do something, then they can have a feeling or reaction to it?
    get real!

  • Lifer says:

    oh my god i just realized the first nun is my favorite pornstar nautica thorn. fuck.

  • NinjaMC says:

    Dude, I love your site, seriously love it. With that said, have you ever done 10th Planet JJ? B/c it’s killer. I’d live my life in the rubber guard if I could get paid for it. Like the guy said earlier, he names the stuff that so that guys don’t know what’s coming – well that & he’s a stoner with a sense of humour. I didn’t even watch the video, I’m sure it teabagged eskimos though. But you’re reaching on the names thing. Just b/c you don’t think they’re funny doesn’t mean they’re not effective. Or funny to the guys he teaches.

  • I went ATM on the Diaz brothers says:

    who gave you permission to speak ass hole