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Pee Pants beats Cock Sandwich

Those of you wondering what happened in the battle between Jesse Taylor and Drew Fickett down in San Diego last night, here’s the results:

The sell-out crowd of 2,800 were treated to an exciting and frenetic main event between welterweights Jesse Taylor and Drew Fickett.

From the start, Taylor had Fickett on his heels which would lead to a quick take down.   Once on the ground, Taylor landed heavy shots to Fickett’s head, one of which opened a two-inch gash on his forehead just above his right eye.

Taylor would continue to land shots while Fickett tried to block the assault.   The referee stopped the barrage at the 1:42 mark of the first round awarding Taylor the victory via TKO.

I kinda thought Fickett would take the submission-prone Taylor out pretty easy, but I guess I didn’t account for Pee Pants’ retard strength. This is a good step forward for Taylor … since it looks like Junie Browning is about to get thrown off TUF8 in spectacular fashion (my bet is Junie’s doing it on purpose), he may only have to wear the mantle of Ultimate Failtor for another week.

We were hoping to do a lot more coverage of this event than we were able to, since our request for credentials were denied. Interviews with Taylor, Fickett, and more … but alas. Regardless, Matthew Polly will be covering EliteXC Heat for us ringside and we’ll be covering the injury-riddled TKO event in Montreal tonight.

Also worth highlighting is the sellout crowd of 2800 this event drew. How Sycuan Ringside Promotions is able to pull that many without breaking a sweat really makes me wonder what dogs certain organizations are fucking to fail so badly.

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