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As mentioned in approximately 30% of the posts over the past week, Jake and I are off to Cincinnati to see UFC 77. For most people, this kind of trip would consist of a a 4-5 hour flight. However, we are not most people, so we have ‘decided’ to take the bus, also known as the most ghetto form of transportation in the universe.

The trip will be long and hard … Jake never shuts up and I can only hope the border police don’t take away the meds I need to induce a comatose state for the 21 hours we’ll be on the road.

We’ll be documenting the trip as best we can and if there’s wireless internet in Cleveland then maybe you’ll get a fresh post and possibly even a video. But if that’s not the case then all you get is pre-written posts over the next few days. I apologize in advance if anything earth shattering occurs between Thursday 5pm and Saturday 10pm.

We’re definitely gonna write up some shit after the show, although god knows if that’ll be at 2am, 4am, 6am … yeah. And depending on how much Mickey’s we’ve drank, I make no promises to the accuracy of anything I say (yeah I know … how is that different from any other time). So anyways, at least being at the show is a better excuse for delayed posts than playing DDR all weekend!

DirectTV gone and fucked up the announcement.

(thanks TIGERTAO, you are a true Fightlinker Jackal!)

This is a goddamn sexist world, isn’t it? Women get to post cam-whore shots of themselves all the time on Myspace, but the very day after a guy does it he gets a big post mocking him on Fightlinker. Well, he does if he’s Stephen Quadros and he’s apparently doing some creepy late night shirtless self portraits.Before today if I was gonna bet on which Sherdog Radio host spent his evenings taking these kinds of pics, I would have guessed Jordan Breen. There you go Jordan, are you happy I’m expanding my characterizations of you past Japanese trivia buff?

In this episode, Mac and Blake get into a NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ANY MORE. This shit is getting more and more frat by the episode. The only way it could be more like high school is if people were getting stuffed in lockers.

I never thought I could dislike the two Matts any more than I did when the season started, but at this point I’m praying for light trussing to fall and crush them during their fight at UFC 79. Hughes may think God is on his side but I’m pretty sure there must be some kind of “Thou shalt not be a lame-o” law somewhere in the bible that might give me a spiritual edge.

Past that, balls fight. Troy Mandaloniz looks like he could go somewhere, but we’ll have to wait and see how he reacts to a ground fighter who does more than wiggle around with a closed guard. That Paul guy deserved to get knocked out. If I was him I would have crawled across the mat Rani Yahya style rather than risk taking any more punches. And if I was Matt Hughes I would order a Code Red on any fighter who doesn’t follow the game plan. Fuck, seeing what retards half these guys are, I would spend the first 30 minutes of every practice having them repeat “I will follow my corner’s advice”.

From Wanderlei Silva’s official site

Wanderlei Silva is once again the special guest to the next UFC in USA. UFC 77 will take place on October 20, when the name of his opponent will be released. The date has been confirmed.

In contact with Wanderlei, he explains that the name is already defined and that the disclosure will only be possible after the event.

Goddamn if this is some underwhelming “I’m fighting Keith Jardine” shit, I’ll kill someone.

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