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OMG pro wrassler did pro wrasslin stuff

You can hump interviewers or call reporters lying bitches but don’t talk shit about Bud Light or Dana will come after you:

Lesnar unified the heavyweight championship in only his fifth professional appearance, as he bullied his way to a technical knockout against Mir — the only man to defeat him — in the UFC 100 main event. His tirade afterward — which included a low blow to the UFC’s primary sponsor, Bud Light, waving his middle fingers at the audience, taunting Mir and exposing plans for a post-fight sex romp with his wife — drew the ire of UFC President Dana White.

“I was blown away,” White said. “I don’t think in the history of the UFC we’ve had anybody do that. It’s not who we are, and, to be honest, it’s not who he is. You hang with these guys personally, and you get to know them. If he was a dick, I’d tell you right now this guy is a psycho and I don’t know what I’m going to do with him. He’s not. He’s a smart guy. The sponsorship thing was the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”

“Brock went so far over the top, I can’t even put it into words,” White said. “WWE — that’s what it is. We had a talk. We talked like men, and he said he was sorry. He said, ‘I’m embarrassed by what I said.’ I take his word for it this time.”

My favorite moment was when Frank Mir struggled to his feet after getting knocked out. He’s standing there with his face all covered in blood and Lesnar gets right in there and asks him where all the shit talking is now. After seeing so many guys trash each other up to the fight and then say it’s nothing personal, I kinda enjoyed someone sticking to their dislike for a dude who mocked them nonstop for three months.

Yeah, I recognize generally how far Brock just went and how trashy it made MMA look. But if you’re gonna invite a pro wrestler into the organization don’t be shocked when he drops a stinking pile of douche in the cage. If I was Brock, I’d be a little confused. Isn’t that after all why he’s getting paid the big bucks? To ‘be’ Brock Lesnar? Anyways, for those of you sickened by the whole spectacle, he’ll get his comeuppance sooner or later, and we’ll get to see it on a future PPV. That’s the magic of the fight game.