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OMG OMG OMG PLZ OMG Part 2

(Now that he’s in the right weight class and not accidentally fucking up his shoulder, anything is possible)

OMG OMG RYAN PLZ IT’S IN THE SAME PLACE OMG

Jose Aldo has a new challenger, and it’s somebody that won’t fear him when it’s time to fight.

WEC 51 is currently in the planning stages for Sept. 30 in Broomfield, Colo. The headliner for the event will pit featherweight champion Jose Aldo against Manny Gamburyan. …

The Sept. 30 event is shaping up with Aldo vs. Gamburyan in the main event and former bantamweight champion Miguel Torres returning to face Charlie Valencia in the co-main event on the card.

The Karate Zombie is also expected to fight George Roop. This card cures cancer, is basically what I’m saying. I don’t care that the card is on a Thursday – if I have a class, I’ll miss it, if I have a job, I’ll quit it, if I have a child, I’ll watch the video later. I have a bad case of the “never been to a Zuffa show” blues, bossman. Let me write this sumbitch up all purty like.

Come on, Jackals – rally behind one of your own! Not with money – I’m not that delusional, despite all evidence to the contrary. I missed Jon Jones nearly knocking Brandon Vera’s fucking eye out of his head last time (no blamesies), and while I’m lucky enough to live in a state that has events on an annual-ish basis (and hosted UFC 1), it’s a hell of a thing to count on, what with Abu Dhabi looking like a new annual festivity. I signed up for fucking Twitter to beg Dana for tickets last time. I try to wash it off, but they don’t make water hot enough. This is a competitive title fight! Manvil the Anvil is a serious threat to anyone, and he waxed a guy no one thought he had a prayer against! This needs to happen!

(looks forward to pissed off e-mail from boss and “fuck you die” comments – for the record, I’m waiting on the US Senate to pass an extension on gas money)

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