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Oh. My. God.

Yesterday, news hit the interwebs that War Machine had found himself on the wrong side of the law once again. Cage Potato, via TMZ, has some more details on the situation and — get this — it all took place at a gay nightclub.

[War Machine] was picked up by Las Vegas PD for misdemeanor battery Saturday morning after allegedly getting into a tussle at Krave Nightclub — a place described by one of their reps as “gay … but very straight-friendly.”
Cops tell TMZ security at Krave was escorting War Machine out of the club after a little brouhaha — when he allegedly turned on security and starting punching them. Security made a citizens arrest until Las Vegas PD could show up.

I couldn’t make this shit up if I wanted to. This guy’s ability to make decisions is similar to that of the guy who gets so morbidly obese that a crane needs to pull him out through the roof of his house. Everyone keeps telling him to stop eating and to do something before it hits a breaking point, yet he just can’t help himself. Somebody get the figurative fat crane ready — it’s only a matter of time before War Machine spirals too far out of control.
And a gay bar? Fucking really? I’m not one to judge (yes I am) but for a guy who walks around talking about how he’s the Alpha Male, this really doesn’t fit the persona he’s trying to put forward. Seriously, a gay bar?