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Not-President John McCain

Not MMA related – like, even a little – but this ain’t SBN and I have a certain amount of leeway (read: pictures of Ryan and Jake doing horrible things) here. I hope Senator HENNNGH?? is enjoying the shit sandwich America fed him today.

43 COMMENTS
  • iamphoenix says:

    “They got no limbs…(because someone was totally gay, and in the middle of combat and shooting insurgents faces off gay Marines started to buttfuck in the middle of combat…)” ??

  • Symbul says:

    One of the worst word-for-word readings I’ve seen in a while.

    It’s tough caring about American politics. I don’t have to but for some masochistic reason I do. I think I’d rather have smallpox than Republicans.

    Btw if you get fucked hard enough on deployment it can cut off circulation to your legs and you’ll end up at Walter Reed with your shit all amputated. Or maybe not.

  • thingvolds says:

    guy is a badass, war hero. was kept in a tiger box for months and in hell hole POW conditions for like two years. a lesser man wouldve lost his fucking mind completely or died.

    after that ordeal youd think hed be a big advocate of searching for POWs. but the opposite was true. he actually stated there was no vietnam POW MIAs left, and shit all over the POW MIA movement. thats a true politician with big aspirations for you. the POW MIA movement and washington do not get along, and this fucking shit sided with the government when we fucking know there is or at least at the time was still POW MIAs.

    that being said i dont have a strong opininon on DADT. ive never been to war, ive never been in a deployment with a bunch of dudes for six months or a year without a bitch in sight. i dont know how having an openly gay dude in my platoon or having gay dudes on base fucking one another could affect the relationship you need to have with your squad in battle. to be honest im pretty tired of hearing liberals who have no idea what war is like try to tell veterans or active servicemen that it makes no difference whatsoever.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    fuck you old bastard… i liked you like 10 years ago but you have jumped the shark

  • Symbul says:

    thingvolds it’s not been a problem in any of the services that allow gays to serve openly. The military strongly opposed racial integration in the past as well, and they’ll get over this too.

  • thingvolds says:

    idk about that. i do know for a fact that many men were dishonorably discharged or less than honorably discharged in vietnam for getting caught fucking on ships, in bases, in tents, etc. i find it hard to believe shit like that going on is good for morale or the relationship soldiers have with one another.

    i know libs think they are more evolved bc they feel perfectly comfortable with a flaming gay dude prancing around them. but the fact is most men still do not feel comfortable with that, and most soldiers certainly do not.

  • iamphoenix says:

    “But sir, this man is black! I will be too distracted shooting the other dudes in the face because this guy shooting along with me is totally black! His dong must be huge! HOW WILL I FOCUS WHEN ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THIS BLACK MAN’S DONG!!”

    thus don’t ask don’t tell.

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    if you are in the middle of a warzone trying not to die but can’t think of anything other than the potential faggotry of your squadmates/platoon members.

    You might just like the taste of head cheese…just sayin.

  • glassjawsh says:

    clint would be a republican.

    my only issue with DADT getting repealed is the possibility of some ignorant gun loving racist whore mouthed bigoted redneck (very likely from indiana) joining the service in order to kill the first openly gay “faggot jew nigger!!!” they can find because that;s what ignorant gun loving racist whore mouthed bigoted rednecks do for fun

  • subo says:

    things – Is John Kerry a liberal? Is John Kerry a veteran? Did John Kerry vote for repeal? Shut the fuck up. Veterans are liberals, too.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Thingvolds is remarkable. He knows more about making soldiers uncomfortable than anyone.

  • thingvolds says:

    subo, why so hostile?

    my father and uncle are both vietnam vets. they both voted for obama, and theyve both told me stories about gays in the military and the problems it caused while they served.

  • iamphoenix says:

    i wonder how many gay people want to join the military anyway…they’re gonna get dirty.

  • G Funk says:

    I can’t believe I’m defending thingvolds but when did he mention anything bout Liberals not being veterans or anything that had to do with Subo’s rant. Can you point that out to me Derek? I must have missed it…

  • subo says:

    “to be honest im pretty tired of hearing liberals who have no idea what war is like try to tell veterans or active servicemen that it makes no difference whatsoever.”

    This indicates that no liberal knows what war is AND that anyone that knows what war is like would be against repeal. Which is asinine and stupid.

  • thingvolds says:

    if republicans who had no idea what war was like were trying to tell vets and active servicemen that it makes no difference, i certainly wouldve said it. but by and large its libs.

  • G Funk says:

    Guess I missed that sentence.

    “i do know for a fact that many men were dishonorably discharged or less than honorably discharged in vietnam for getting caught fucking on ships, in bases, in tents, etc. i find it hard to believe shit like that going on is good for morale or the relationship soldiers have with one another.”

    If DADT is repealed soldiers wouldn’t be able to fuck on ships, in bases, in tents, etc and morethan they could now. If you’re caught with so much as a love letter to a chick in your company you are fucked.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    gay or straight fucking somebody who is in your squad, platoon, company, battalion is bad news. That is what fucks up morale, the fact that hardly any women were in the military when things vet family served must not have entered his head.

  • jackmerridew says:

    “””my father and uncle are both vietnam vets. they both voted for obama, and theyve both told me stories about gays in the military and the problems it caused while they served.”””

    thats weird. i would think the military would have more of an issue with your father and uncle fucking each other because they were related as oppossed to them being gay.

    but hey you learn something new every day

  • thingvolds says:

    jack that is very hurtful and im extremely upset. you would never say that to my face.

  • iamphoenix says:

    i laughed. (high five jack)

  • mtrayn says:

    I have been a Linker fan for a long time. Stop with the political BS; you’re a fighting site and nobody wants to here politics on this site. McCain is a better man then Obama. I am not a fan of either; but this isn’t the place nor should it ever be a place that gets involved in politics. The only time that would be necessary is if the jerk offs try screwing up the fight game.

  • mtrayn says:

    Good post. Linker has struck a low with this topic and should stay out of politics.

  • YEAH RIGHT says:

    ^Don’t blame Fightlinker. It was Subo.

    In all honesty, Mccain is hardly a republican. DADT should be left up to those who chose to defend our country.

    Things- welcome to the interwebs, people act tough on here because they can’t in real life.

  • Marley Marl says:

    I have no idea what this is about – but this is not why I come to fightlinker for …lol

  • G Funk says:

    Damn some serious bitching in here. It’s one nonMMA related post and you have rare screen names trying to say what should or shouldn’t be posted on this site. Fuck off! Who are you, FL Media editor? He can post what he wants.

    Thinvolds—-> If you were a different Jackal or an unknown, I might have felt bad for and/defended you. But you are fucking ravishing dick douche thingvolds so hahah!!!

  • iamphoenix says:

    if you don’t post and comment here you can go fuck yourself with what’s posted on this site. you don’t run it, I don’t run it, subo is allowed to post what he wants. quoting gfunk “It’s one nonMMA related post” so STFU.

    I just wanted to tell someone they’re fucking retarded. That is all.

  • subo says:

    mtray – first, I love how you agreed with your own post. Second, it’s not like John McCain has a history with MMA or anything.

  • Simco says:

    The people who post topics on this site can post whatever they want. Love it or leave it.

    Thingsvoid fucking loves being conservative. His crippling addiction to blaming “liberals” for anything he doesn’t like is such a cliche that it’s almost not entertaining after having seen people like him strut that primitive crutch out so often. Almost.
    Gfunk and Clint already exposed some of his ridiculous stupidity, but I’m going to take my turn, too.

    “to be honest im pretty tired of hearing liberals who have no idea what war is like try to tell veterans or active servicemen that it makes no difference whatsoever.”

    Fortunately, liberals who are veterans or active serviceman are saying it shouldn’t matter also!

    “i know libs think they are more evolved bc they feel perfectly comfortable with a flaming gay dude prancing around them.”

    It’s easier to come out on top in debates like this when you at least attempt to hide your bigotry.

    “my father and uncle are both vietnam vets. they both voted for obama, and theyve both told me stories about gays in the military and the problems it caused while they served.”

    In your mind, people being upset about homosexuality in the god damn 70s completely makes sense to still be a point of division in the end of 2010? Seriously? Fuck.
    I can’t imagine how upset your dad was after having to spend all that time with a few faggots only to come home and find out all those niggers, gooks and wetbacks can vote!

  • Symbul says:

    Babies aren’t born homophobic either. That’s a culture thing. DADT insitutionalizes and perpetuates homophobia. People didn’t like having “niggers” in the front of the bus. They’ll get over homophobia too.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    Babies aren’t born homophobic either. That’s a culture thing. DADT insitutionalizes and perpetuates homophobia. People didn’t like having “niggers” in the front of the bus. They’ll get over homophobia too.

    pure truth

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    I never post on this site so the owners know what I actually come here for, but I’m gonna run my labia now because I’m a trick-ass bitch. Blaw-blah, blaw.

    Also, my relatives couldn’t handle faggotry, so it shouldn’t be allowed in the military. Can you imagine not getting any while some queer is gettin’ some? Fuckin’ absurd.

    PS – I still can’t sand niggers at the front of the bus. Never havin’ exact change and always having an argument on their cell phone. Probably having sex while I’m at war too.

  • FiveBoltMain says:

    If you were in a gun fight, would it really matter if the guy standing next to you was gay? It sure as hell wouldn’t matter to me. The only thing I would care about is if he had my back and could keep me from dying.

  • G Funk says:

    Oh he’ll have your back alright, that sweet bangin man-ass of yours…

  • G Funk says:

    Yeah Right said, “Things- welcome to the interwebs, people act tough on here because they can’t in real life.”

    You do realize that this is the same douche internet tough-guy who created the “Any Jackals think they can beat me in a MMA match, probaly not” and the, “I tai Otoshi’d a big black goon and broke his back” threads right? He is who you spoke of in that comment.

  • Futanari Cum Dumpster says:

    move over faggots im the toughest dude on this web shite

  • MAYORofKALI says:

    Uh huh, so under fire soldiers are thinking about and distracted by the genitals and sexuality of other soldiers that may happen to be gay… uh, who’s gay? And to have the nerve to suggest this is why some of our soldiers have their legs blown off? Uh, are gay American soldiers also planting IEDs… WTF? I’m confused, or did I miss his point?

  • Reverend Clint says:

    ive got a buddy in the Marines who thought a a joke about how who better than a gay guy who probably literally wants to save your ass was damn funny and true.

  • dulljake says:

    Say what you will about this post; it’s got everyone talking.

    thingvolds, you’re probably going to have to accept that people in here are vicious. Luckily, they are like most internet keyboard warriors: all talk. Being able to “take” their abuse is kind of a rite of passage. The trick is to give as much as you’re getting. You don’t want to come off like a pussy in this place!

  • SST says:

    Republicans suck cock just like the Liberals.

  • Letibleu says:

    The military has been secretly working on a pill that cures gay. They were pushing to scrap DADT with Obama so they could know who to administer it to.

    In the meantime all openly gays will be stationed @ Travis AFB in Fairfield and the Naval Weapons Station in Concord which are both in the vicinity of San Fransisco.

  • Morghen says:

    Here’s a link to that thing that thingvolds was talking about (the fucking over of other POW/MIA soldiers): http://www.thenation.com/article/why-has-john-mccain-blocked-info-mias

    Also: What the fuck, thingvolds? This is the internet. Where were you when the rest of us were watching Mr. Hands? This is big-boy time.

    http://www.marriedtothesea.com/030306/gracious.jpg

    Also: Capitalize your fucking screen-name. It’s a proper noun.

  • Simco says:

    I would have no problem making fun of of this guy’s ignorance in real life.

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