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Nick Diaz, ‘Stocktonian’ of the year?

Just the fact that he was mentioned as a possible future winner of the ‘Stocktonian of the Year’ award fills me with concern for the 209. Maybe in a decade when the earth is a post-apocalyptic hellscape and Diaz is to San Joaquin as Master Blaster was to Barter Town. Yes, that’s a totally random Mad Max Thunderdome non-sequitur. MiddleEasy ain’t the only ones who can drop those.

8 COMMENTS
  • thingvolds says:

    AMERICAN of the year imo

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    “The criteria for the award, is generally based on the nominee’s community service during the current year.  In addition, continuous service to the community over a period of years is considered as the nominee’s personal achievements outside their paid positions.”

    Hmmmmm – I like Diaz, but has he really done anything other than paint the 209 as a street-fightin, martial law enforcing wasteland where one can’t drive down the street without seeing a brawl? Sure, we all know about Stockton because of Diaz – but how many of us want to go there after hearing him describe it? 


  • Reverend Clint says:

    stockton is a waste of space… diaz is a waste of space

  • iamphoenix says:

    non-sequiturs are my favorite because I have no idea what that word means.

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    Non sequiturs are references or statements that have little or nothing at all to do with the original subject matter.

     

    For example pretty much everything Ralp Wiggum says is a non sequitur

  • iamphoenix says:

    thanks for ruining my day. the mystery is lost.

  • frickshun says:

    I bent my wookie.

  • Jarman says:

    frik: that was fuckin perfect.

    don’t worry phoenix, there’s plenty more mysteries left for you to explore in the english language.

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