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Nick Diaz is such a stoner

Nick Diaz was on the Beatdown a day or two ago and did a really good job of reppin’ for marijuana smokers around the world:

“People were thinking like uhh, that I had it in my head that I’m gonna bet busted for weed and I’m scared… I don’t care! I’m like “good”, especially if it’s like, you know if we can make a point out of it or whatever? That fine, if I can go and be the guy to tell the whole world that smoking pot’s good for you… good fucking gravy. Because, uh… you know what I mean? Uhhhh, I… I was… (silence) where was I at? Where was I at? What was I saying? Hello?”

It only gets better from here. And no, we are not making this up. He actually said this stuff. More after the jump…

“Dude, I’m fuckin’ gonna do whatever I gotta do to get by… buddy. Alright? I’m gonna I’m gonna I’m just gonna rock it, and I’m gonna roll it. And I don’t really give a fuck right now, you know what I mean? Like, I don’t give a shit dude. I’ll fight anybody, why do you think I’ll fight anybody? Cuz I don’t give a fuck.

I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t give a SHIT. I live at home with my parents. There are no women around here at all. There are no girls. I fuckin, I see girls once on the weekends if I don’t have a fight, you know what I mean? Like, it’s fucking ridiculous. I’m over here in this fight, you know trying to make some money. Uhhh, you know… fuckin… pfffft… I don’t know. I’m just rollin’ here, so whatever, you know. We can do whatever, so whatever’s more important, I don’t know…

But, uhh… what’s important to me, is that at least people just don’t think I’m a joke. Cuz I’m not a joke, I’ll fucking whoop your ass. You know? So… so what, you know? And that got me as far as, uhh.. as far as it got me now, so… if it’s not now because we smoke pot, I’m like “wow, that’s like, it’s what got us here.” You know what I mean? Smoking weed might have got us here. I mean, if you’re not hanging out with your friends, doing martial arts in the back yard and smoking weed and other shit like that, you might not be a uhhh a mixed martial artist in your…and you know if you are you might be a big fucking pussy! You hung out with the wrong, with the wrong homie’s that fucking… are… are…

you know I think makin’ weed illegal is a little paranoid, don’t you think? It’s like saying God made a mistake, you know what I mean? It’s like, you have the whole earl, world and earth, and all it’s holy creations, right? And God’s like “Hmmm, look at my whole world, and all it’s holy ways… ” and he’s like “OH MY ME OH SHIT… I left weed in here!” Yeah right! You know, he’s like “I left weed in here! Uhhh, I should’t have smoked that joint on the 3rd day.” You know what I mean?

Like, what the fuck.. you think he forgot? Or something, you know? I mean, just looking at it from a religious-esque point of view. Or, anything- uhhh, something like that, you know? And then it’s like oh…FUCK, now he’s gotta create Republicans or something, right? Or, or what not. I don’t know anything about it dude.

I’m just sayin’, you know… I don’t, I don’t know. I’m just fuckin’ irritated that I get {smitted?} and put a dent in my career, cuz…. I wanna smoke some fuckin weed.”

Big thanks to member Sandy Panties for taking the time to transcribe this.

  • maafaka says:

    me love Nate Diaz.

  • LR says:

    Aww, you missed the part about how doctors shove that “shit down your kids throats, you know, those fuckers shove that shit down your kids throats!”

  • More from same here:

    “You can’t fight anywhere. It’s ridiculous. You got guys fighting on the street, but I can’t fight, because I smoke pot or something like that.

    “For the record right now, I think somebody needs to come out and say it, I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists, it’s a new day and age.

    “This is the year, what the fuck year is it? I don’t know, cos I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should instead of paying attention to other bullshit.

    “What I do is I fight, so, I get on the ball and do what I gotta do, and when I get home and crash out, I don’t drink a shot of whatever and pop a bunch of vicodin like everybody else. I don’t see what it is about uh, about uh… the way people want to tell us…

    “I mean, you don’t tell your musical artist how to write their music… If you told them that, hey, no drugs for you, or no alcohol for you, and you go back in time and you try to find me one musical artist that was any damn good whatsoever… Just think of one, right now. You can’t!

    “I say fuck no! There’s not one person that was any good, successful at all, unless they were fucking choking to death on their own vomit. Every last one of them. I don’t know about you guys but I like my rock stars choking to death on their own vomit.”

    Nick Diaz is my new favourite fighter.

  • Thomas says:

    My fav. part:
    “I mean, if you’re not hanging out with your friends, doing martial arts in the back yard and smoking weed and other shit like that, you might not be a uhhh a mixed martial artist in your…and you know if you are you might be a big fucking pussy!”

  • Thomas says:

    Also the part about Mutant Las Vegas Chicks or something like that

  • Brad says:

    The guy has the brains of an eight year old. Nick is still the man.

  • garth says:

    The guy is amazingly weird. I used to be a huge pothead when I was a wee laddie and I had one friend who’d smoke and get insanely violent, in a happy, terrifying way. We’d smack the bong around for a while and my best friend John would say “Think of the biggest thing in the universe, man, and the universe is bigger than it…!” and I’d say “Good lord I could eat fifty sandwiches stacked on top of each other ” and Derrek would say “I wish I was beating the shit out of someone right now” (exact quote, sadly), smiling the whole time. It scared the shit out of me.
    Nick Diaz is a lot of fun to watch when he’s someone else’s problem, that’s for sure. Remember the Diaz-fighting-in-the-hospital story?

  • garth says:

    i forgot to mention that he hung around because he gave us free weed. duh.

  • BHicks says:

    That interview is just classic. Sure, he might not be the most articulate person on the planet, but blaming it on pot is “fucking retarded”, as I’m sure Nick would describe it. He has the right idea about a lot of things, but his way of talking about it makes it sort of a joke.

    Still, he’s one of my favorite fighters. – And did anyone else notice how he basically copied Bill Hicks word for word at times (God made pot, then republicans, want my rockstars dead etc.). He’s probably the fighter I would expect to listen to Hicks so that was a cool surprise.

  • Well, he’s definately got a ton of stoner tendancies. It’s not like I hold it against him … he’s definately one of my favorite fighters as well. But still … it is what it is. The guy fits the stereotype when he talks.

  • ajadoniz says:

    “This is the year, what the fuck year is it? I don’t know, cos I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should instead of paying attention to other bullshit.


  • Mobb Deep says:

    The UFC needs to sign him again. He would be awesome in the Welter or Lightweight division.

  • kentyman says:

    That’s some good fucking gravy.

  • Matt says:

    Hands down for as long as I can remember he has been my fav. fighter. Maybe MONDAY I can come hear and read a Fightlinker special strictly on why he’s GOOD for the sport.

  • Cyrus says:

    Nick Diaz is rad

  • dragomort says:

    Best. Interview. Transcript. Eva.

  • Accomando says:

    Nick Diaz is cool, and yes people, he would sound like that even if he didn’t smoke pot.

    To me, he sounds like one of people who you talk to, but you really know they are just on another planet thinking about something else, while attempting to have a conversation with you at the same time.

    I may or may not be related to a person who is way more articulate than Diaz, but comes across the same way in conversation as he does, but a big difference is that he’s a millionare so, you know, go figure. And he has never smoked weed either and he grew up during the 70’s too, so really, go figure.

    We can’t blame weed on this, Diaz is just a natural born scatter brain. Diaz is giving weed a bad name.

  • justin says:

    He’s not as incoherent as this usually, and if you watch his other interviews and stuff you’ll see that he doesn’t forget what he’s saying every few seconds. He’s probably losing his train of thought constantly in this particular interview because HE SMOKED BEFORE THE INTERVIEW. I know this because that’s how I often sound after I smoke, not gramatically coherent but speaking well enough to get my point across. My point is, Diaz isn’t like this usually. He just happened to smoke up before the interview.

  • Accomando says:

    “…My point is, Diaz isn’t like this usually. He just happened to smoke up before the interview…”

    Did you see his interview after the Gomi fight? He sounded worse than this, saying things like, “haduken punches” & “little fucker” to describe Gomi 25 times, and the best was his his lament over the fact that he gets no pubb or press, he said, “I’m throwing Go’Go’s and boxing poeple up……and Robbie Lawler is still getting magazine covers.” I listened to the interview a couple of times, it was hillarious.

    Seriously, Diaz is just nuts.

  • Matt says:

    Yo Fightlinker! Diaz WAS @ the Press Conference! He must have his act together. He sat next to Gina who sat next to Ninja.. I wonder what was going through Nicks head when they priasing Lawler..

  • Matt, he missed the pre-event conference call. If he’d missed the physical press conference that all the fighters were at, I’d have been worried he was gonna skip out on the fight!

  • ted dibiase says:

    he is giving weed a bad name.

    he totally changed the subject on caplan during his interview when caplan asked him if he was high during his gomi fight. he started talking about how vegas has shitty weed cuz its a desert out there. like he couldnt bring his own weed or buy some indoors stuff. total scatterbrain.

  • Mitch Fenton says:

    Everything Nick Diaz says should be wriiten down and published in a volume of works titled….”This mother fucka is the Shit”

  • Rick says:

    Diaz is the man. Liked that guy ever since I saw his first fight at age 18. That kid is a hardcore scrapper and so is his kid brother. Would be cool to smoke with those guys.

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