Name Kenny Florian's elbows
Submitted by fightlinker on October 4, 2007 - 5:15pm
First off, I'd like to preface this post by saying I'm generally a Kenny Florian fan. He smashed Alvin Robinson good and while his win against Thomas was a bit fishy, he really got in Din's face after Din tried to showboat off him. But one thing I'm not a big fan of is how he's proud of finishing fights by cuts.
Kenny's got perhaps the most lethal elbows in MMA ... he'll fuck your face up good if you give him more than 4 inches of momentum on the ground. Now I don't have a problem with elbows as a weapon ... they're just as legitimate as kicks and punches and shouldn't be removed because they sometimes cause cut stoppages. My issue is when a fighter actively tries to finish a fight by cutting the other guy. To me that's about as glorious a way to win as trying to get kicked in the nuts to force a DQ.
A cut stoppage isn't a 'real' win like a knockout or submission. With those finishes, you stopped the other guy. With a cut, it's the doctors that stop the other guy. While that might earn you a win on paper, it doesn't prove jack shit as far as I'm concerned.
With that in mind, check this out: Kenny wants people to name his 'signature move' elbows. Here's my suggestions.
- The Hail Mary
- The Cheap Win
- Plan B
- The Escape Route
- That thing I do when the other guy is better than me and I can't win any other way
October 4, 2007 - 5:56pm
#2
The Herb Dean of elbows
October 4, 2007 - 5:58pm
#3
I got a winner how do I submit? Just click the link?
October 4, 2007 - 6:23pm
#4
The "now the canvas looks like a huge menstrual pad"-inator.
October 4, 2007 - 6:23pm
#5
The Pork Chop and the Biscuit Cutter
October 4, 2007 - 6:50pm
#6
wasnt the pork chop a name of a punch for a tough man contest fighter? the black guy who was a wrestler and walked to the ring with fatties. he had the meat hook and the pork chop.
kenny is seriously desperate for attention
October 4, 2007 - 6:59pm
#7
Insurance Plan
To be used in case of emergency
Fluke Win assistor
Thunder and Lightning
Cheech & Chong
Abbott and Costello
Ginzu
October 4, 2007 - 7:12pm
#8
Ted:
I wasn't sure if anyone would know the reference.
It was the pork chop and the biscuit cutter, but for some reason I can't remember the guys name. Black dude with a fucked haircut, from Georgia.
The best thing about the toughman show was Lawrence Taylor.
October 4, 2007 - 7:19pm
#9
Master - Blaster
October 4, 2007 - 8:03pm
#10
"BloodFlo"
October 4, 2007 - 8:38pm
#11
slash and gash
October 4, 2007 - 8:47pm
#12
Ben and (wait for it) Stiller.
Duh. Alternately:
Tampon and Maxi
Aunt and Flo
Menstrual and Cycle
Pussy and Vomit.
What?
October 4, 2007 - 9:00pm
#13
The Flo Job
October 4, 2007 - 9:03pm
#14
I gave him 'king cut' and 'razor elblow'
October 4, 2007 - 9:18pm
#15
As in ..
Joe Rogan: That was a hell of a Flo Job Kenny just gave him Mike.
Mike Goldberg: Sure was Joe. Let's see what Randy thinks. Randy "The Natural" Couture. What do you think of that Flo Job that Kenny just applied.
Randy Couture: Well Mike. No one give Flo Job like Kenny. He had a hell of a game plan. Just walked right in there and gave him a Flo Job. And he got the results. I think things came out just the way Ken planned.
Joe: Well you heard it from Randy "The Natural" Couture.
October 4, 2007 - 10:17pm
#16
Razor Back
October 4, 2007 - 10:18pm
#17
Come on fightlinker, don't bitch that Kenny gets win by doctor stoppage. A win is a win, any way you cut it.
October 4, 2007 - 10:41pm
#18
Ziltoid and Townsend.
October 5, 2007 - 12:00am
#19
Penis touching arm. Non penis touching arm.
October 5, 2007 - 2:29am
#20
Rock 'ems and Occam's
Brian and Zigboid
Island guy, that was hilarious.
October 5, 2007 - 7:41am
#21
Name Kenny's signature elbow slice, huh?
-The Cutting Crew
-Cut it Out
-Making the Cut
-Kimbo Slice
-"Preez don't hit me in the face."
October 5, 2007 - 8:09am
#22
Pudd and puller
October 5, 2007 - 8:41am
#23
"Your ghosting us mutha-fucka, I don't give a fuck who you are back in da world, you fuck up and give away our position one more time, and I'll bleed you, nice and quiet, got that!"
My suggestion is.......Dillon & Dutch
October 5, 2007 - 10:34am
#24
How about "Don't graze me, bro!"?
October 5, 2007 - 10:49am
#25
In my best Brokeback Mountain voice:
"I wish I could cut you"
October 5, 2007 - 11:45am
#26
Nice.
October 5, 2007 - 6:24pm
#27
Woody and Hugh G Rection
October 5, 2007 - 7:47pm
#28
The Iceman and Dana White?
He can name the right one "Slicey" and the left one "Cutter".
Or it could be the "Dr. 90210"