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More shitty music in the UFC

This barely qualifies as ‘news’: the UFC has licensed more shitty nu-metal music for their shows. Soooo pretty much any hope you might have had that The Ultimate Fighter will drop the whole shitty aggro-teen angle in favor of something a bit more dramatic and post-pubescent has just gone down the toilet. Here’s the bio from “Hard 8”, who had 17 songs licensed:

Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada. The city of beautiful strippers, taxicab confessions & where the dice never stop rollin. Hard Eight is throwin down an original style of music that can only be described as new school. Combining elements of rock, hardcore, alternative, metal, emo & even hip-hop. Hard Eight have tapped into a genre all their own. With catchy verses, huge sing-along choruses and massive breakdowns, Hard Eight has something for everybody.

And if you’re wondering, YES their music is just as bad as you’d expect it to be. It’s pretty much derivative shite, but don’t take my word for it, check it out for yourself. My favorites are “Alone”, which is all about how hard it is to cry and “Switch”, which sounds like 15 year olds trying to cover Korn without a bassist. And who could forget the default song on their site, “No Doubt”, which is exactly the same as 50,000 other existing nu-metal ballads except with way worse vocals.

The good news is this music will probably be cut and sliced and inserted into the background of UFC events and TUF episodes in such a way that we barely even notice it.

  • Gaston says:

    I actually love the contender theme but it wouldn´t go well with mma

  • Gaston says:

    Damn thats some bad music

  • Marley Marl says:

    That shit is dreadful

  • esther says:

    I hate you for even suggesting I listen to that.
    I hate you.

  • jd says:

    Their song Q is such a rip off of Fear Factory’s “replica”

  • el feo XIII says:

    That makes Face The Pain sound like Zeppelin IV.

  • Khris Killer says:

    Jebus fucking CHRIST!!! What the fuck is wrong with people?!?! That shit is HOT GARBAGE!!!!! How the fuck are these cut out, carbon copy bands making money while so many really cool and original musicians starve??

    Loki is alive and well.


  • Suparaf says:

    Obviously this shit is total crap but tbh I don’t know what the ufc should go for…

  • Aryan says:

    oh my god what the fuck? they sound like abused teenage fags..I’m gonna puke

  • Asa says:

    One lyric in and I closed the window.

    Oh well, its never like the UFC had any taste to begin with. Its always been shitty teen angst “nu-rock/metal.”

    I just wish they would try and do that whole “we’re a real sport” thing they’ve been talking about in the mainstream, instead of making the UFC look like the place insecure, angry white kids go to show off their tats while being covered in blood. That shit drove me away from the American MMA scene in the late 90s, and if that shit shows up on some shows, Its prolly gonna do it again. I can just find the fights online without all that crap in it.

  • crs says:

    The guy on the left looks like a RentBoy. Actually they all look like fags and “Hard 8” probably means the maximum amount of cock they can fit in their asses without bleeding.

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    When will Nu Metal die for good? I’m tired of this crap. At least they don’t rap in nu metal anymore thankfully.