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MMA is DOOMED!

I don’t respond to mainstream press mongoloids who rip on the sport, but the following statement was made by the chairman of the “World Martial Arts Games Committee”, and he should really know better.

“I believe that UFC style events will continue to be popular for the next few years, but eventually will lose its following. When you look at demographics, MMA has a large following of males between the ages of 25 and 35—this group is part of the largest generation since the baby boomers. However, as these males become parents and age, they will naturally become less supportive of violence and the result will be a retreat from activities that contain it.”

Yeah right, like the average mutant who watches the UFC is ever going to have kids. Okay, I’m sure they’ll breed like cockroaches, but they’ll also most likely drop / run over / drown the majority of these spawn within a matter of months. So long as this cycle of stupidity and neglect continues, the UFC will never run out of fans.

Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but as current fans ‘become parents and age’, isn’t it likely that … uh I dunno … there’ll be a whole new generation of kids who are just hitting the target age and demographic for the UFC? Unless there’s some kind of huge sterility issue going on like in Children of Men. Man, that was a fucking wicked movie. It’s my favorite Alfonso Cuarón movie ever … after Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, that is. Hey, who else can’t wait for Emma Watson to hit 18? I sure can’t. She’s like totally hotter than Hayden Panettiere. Although I do like Hogwarts more than Heroes. Where the fuck did I put my Ritalin? Oooh, what’s that shiny thing over there?

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