That goddamn MMA Girl. First she bests us with her predictions, and now she lands a goddamn web-show with Spike.com. She’s now officially better than us in every way.
Among the originals in the works are an advertiser-friendly collaboration between Spike.com and Playboy.com that will result in a yet-to-be-named series which will run on both sites. In addition, the site plans to unveil the young-males-behaving badly series The Crew (described as making “Jackass look like pre-school” by Jon Slusser, senior vp, Spike digital and video games) and The MMA Girls, which features a pair of comely young women demonstrating mixed martial arts fighting techniques.
The latest video on Spike.com features Joanne and comely young woman Marc “The Ego” Laimon. Laimon displays how to apply a rear naked choke, and Joanne displays how to pass out. As much as I tried not to be entertained, I fucking was. CURSE YOU MMA GIRL! CURSE YOU TO FUCKING HELL!