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MMA Girls Joanne Is Choked Unconscious

That goddamn MMA Girl. First she bests us with her predictions, and now she lands a goddamn web-show with She’s now officially better than us in every way.

Among the originals in the works are an advertiser-friendly collaboration between and that will result in a yet-to-be-named series which will run on both sites. In addition, the site plans to unveil the young-males-behaving badly series The Crew (described as making “Jackass look like pre-school” by Jon Slusser, senior vp, Spike digital and video games) and The MMA Girls, which features a pair of comely young women demonstrating mixed martial arts fighting techniques.

The latest video on features Joanne and comely young woman Marc “The Ego” Laimon. Laimon displays how to apply a rear naked choke, and Joanne displays how to pass out. As much as I tried not to be entertained, I fucking was. CURSE YOU MMA GIRL! CURSE YOU TO FUCKING HELL!