twitter google

Mirko CroCop chat high/lowlights

There was a live chat with Mirko Crocop on the MMA-ID community site yesterday, but I didn’t bother to report on it beforehand because “all questions and comments will be submitted to the chat moderators before appearing on Mirko’s screen.” And really … what fun can be had when shit’s set up like that? Well, it looks like the moderators may have been asleep at the switch to a degree because a decent amount of strange shit got through to Mirko. While the majority of his answers are annoyingly short and unspecific, he makes up for this by answering like 500 questions. Here’s some of the best ones:

Angela       Are you still in politics?
CROCOP       Reply to Angela: No, I’m not.

chadedward       Did you turn down fights with Mighty Mo, Alistair Overeem, and Gokin Saki�for your DREAM debut?
CROCOP       Reply to chadedward: No!

hyeong-uk-choi       Do you have any religion ?
CROCOP       Reply to hyeong-uk-choi: Not really.

alexanderz28       What rematch are you looking forward the most right now?
CROCOP       Reply to alexanderz28: Against Fedor. Then Minotauro and Kongo

utoka       How your plans for this year look like?
CROCOP       Reply to utoka: 2 more fights for DREAM, then I want Fedor for NYE or the UFC. But definitely 2 more fights

Hibberdons1987       Who will take fedor vs sylvia and how? :)
CROCOP       Reply to Hibberdons1987: It’s hard to say. Minor advantage goes to Fedor

deodorian       why your using wild boys as your theme song?
CROCOP       Reply to deodorian: I like this song

stefanlind       How much do you bench (maximum)
CROCOP       Reply to stefanlind: 160 kg

aliquid       What are You think about possiblle Fedor vs., Couture fight ? Who acording to You will be the winner ?
CROCOP       Reply to aliquid: Fedor for sure.

deodorian       what do you thing on ufc president dana..? thx mirko
CROCOP       Reply to deodorian: Very capable guy

Angela       do you have any particular diet?� I have heard you hate vegetables?!
CROCOP       Reply to Angela: I have no diet program

madmaxq       you are big pussy
CROCOP       Reply to madmaxq: Come and say that in front of me

Crocopfan       Who is the most pretty woman for you?
CROCOP       Reply to Crocopfan: The most beatiful women are anonymous. Charlize Theron if we talk celebrities

FreeBird       Will you ever drop weightclass to 205lbs. to fight at light-heavyweigt?
CROCOP       Reply to FreeBird: Only if I chop off my leg

Fedja       Obama, clinton or Cain?
CROCOP       Reply to Fedja: Obama

mladjo       Do you believe that the UFC is the most dominant mixed martial arts organisation?
CROCOP       Reply to mladjo: at the moment, yes

DuO       Having faced both of them, do you think that Barnett has the skills to beat Fedor?
CROCOP       Reply to DuO: Barnett has a chance if he’s having one of his best days

ivan cro cop       You cheat on your wife?
CROCOP       “Reply to ivan cro cop: Ivan … Let me tell you a joke. James Bond came to Mujo from Bosnia and said “”Bond, James Bond””. Mujo’s reply was “”Off, fuck off”” (laugh) you get the message?”

satyr       How often do you masturbate and do you keep away from it before your fights?
CROCOP       Reply to satyr: This question is way to personal (laugh)

You can check out the full transcript of the chat here.

21 COMMENTS
  • Dr. Gonzo says:

    Thanks for giving us deep, elaborate answers MIrko!! Jesus, it’s like trying to interview someone when they are trying to catch a cab.

  • Fuck that’s brilliant. He would have answered whatever you put in front of him.
    He’s a pretty funny guy, actually.

  • Swedish guy says:

    I agree!

  • Dan says:

    “Off, fuck off” lol

    quality answer

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie says:

    madmaxq you are big pussy
    CROCOP Reply to madmaxq: Come and say that in front of me

    Was that you fightlinker???

  • Captain says:

    Mirko’s always had a good dry sense of humor… when he’s not shooting guns at people or making Mauro piss his pants.

    I have a feeling that if someone did call Mirko a pussy he would track dude down when there were no eyewitnesses and slap him around mafia style.

  • Denton says:

    It’s pretty cool how he had a sense of humour and didn’t get all pissy on some of the more bizarre/stupid q’s. Yeah those mods are either retards or genius’ though.

  • Stellar53 says:

    for other sports, but I like gymnastic
    triple x What’s your favourite sport after MMA?
    CROCOP Reply to triple x: I don’t have the time

    LHKsecurity Do you ever look at forums on sherdog.com?
    CROCOP Reply to LHKsecurity: No

    Hibberdons1987 are you afraid of anything?
    CROCOP Reply to Hibberdons1987: Boring persons, snakes, broken car, crazy dogs over 30 kgs of weight … (laugh)

    K1Best how many miles can you run?
    CROCOP Reply to K1Best: Depends who’s after me

    alexanderz28 Chuck Liddell says he would like move to HW to fight you, what do you think about that?
    CROCOP Reply to alexanderz28: Indeed. I would like to fight him

  • He said he wouldn’t cheat on his wife but answered another question by saying he’d run after Charlize Theron for as long as it takes. Guess he just wants her autograph real bad. 😉

  • Gaston says:

    Hibberdons1987 Who will take fedor vs sylvia and how?
    CROCOP Reply to Hibberdons1987: It’s hard to say. Minor advantage goes to Fedor

    aliquid What are You think about possiblle Fedor vs., Couture fight ? Who acording to You will be the winner ?
    CROCOP Reply to aliquid: Fedor for sure.

    Huh? How can he think Tim has a much better chance at beating fedor than Randy. Seems weird to me

  • omar says:

    Go Obama!!!

  • twankydawg says:

    “madmaxq you are big pussy
    CROCOP Reply to madmaxq: Come and say that in front of me”

    LMAO! fucking retards

  • Guess it’s all about styles making fights, ya know? What tools does Randy have to beat Fedor? Is he a better wrestler than Fedor? Are his submissions better? Does he have knockout power?

    On the other hand, Big Tim does have KO power.

    (not that i agree for sure, but just being devil’s advocate)

  • Dangerfield says:

    Best one is

    Have you ever done any volunteer work? What?
    Mirko: No

  • higgz says:

    how many pounds is 160kg? Yes I’m a stupid american.

  • Stellar53 says:

    160kg = 352 lbs.

  • cyph says:

    Do people really think Randy could beat Big Tim twice?

  • ajadoniz says:

    lol nice q’s. he seemed cool with them, maybe he needed emote icons.

  • hbdale309 says:

    “Susie: Hi Mirko, how are you?

    Mirko: I don’t think about that.”

    LOL!!

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    that was awesome

Archives