There was a live chat with Mirko Crocop on the MMA-ID community site yesterday, but I didn’t bother to report on it beforehand because “all questions and comments will be submitted to the chat moderators before appearing on Mirko’s screen.” And really … what fun can be had when shit’s set up like that? Well, it looks like the moderators may have been asleep at the switch to a degree because a decent amount of strange shit got through to Mirko. While the majority of his answers are annoyingly short and unspecific, he makes up for this by answering like 500 questions. Here’s some of the best ones:
Angela Are you still in politics?
CROCOP Reply to Angela: No, I’m not.
chadedward Did you turn down fights with Mighty Mo, Alistair Overeem, and Gokin Sakiï¿½for your DREAM debut?
CROCOP Reply to chadedward: No!
hyeong-uk-choi Do you have any religion ?
CROCOP Reply to hyeong-uk-choi: Not really.
alexanderz28 What rematch are you looking forward the most right now?
CROCOP Reply to alexanderz28: Against Fedor. Then Minotauro and Kongo
utoka How your plans for this year look like?
CROCOP Reply to utoka: 2 more fights for DREAM, then I want Fedor for NYE or the UFC. But definitely 2 more fights
Hibberdons1987 Who will take fedor vs sylvia and how?
CROCOP Reply to Hibberdons1987: It’s hard to say. Minor advantage goes to Fedor
deodorian why your using wild boys as your theme song?
CROCOP Reply to deodorian: I like this song
stefanlind How much do you bench (maximum)
CROCOP Reply to stefanlind: 160 kg
aliquid What are You think about possiblle Fedor vs., Couture fight ? Who acording to You will be the winner ?
CROCOP Reply to aliquid: Fedor for sure.
deodorian what do you thing on ufc president dana..? thx mirko
CROCOP Reply to deodorian: Very capable guy
Angela do you have any particular diet?ï¿½ I have heard you hate vegetables?!
CROCOP Reply to Angela: I have no diet program
madmaxq you are big pussy
CROCOP Reply to madmaxq: Come and say that in front of me
Crocopfan Who is the most pretty woman for you?
CROCOP Reply to Crocopfan: The most beatiful women are anonymous. Charlize Theron if we talk celebrities
FreeBird Will you ever drop weightclass to 205lbs. to fight at light-heavyweigt?
CROCOP Reply to FreeBird: Only if I chop off my leg
Fedja Obama, clinton or Cain?
CROCOP Reply to Fedja: Obama
mladjo Do you believe that the UFC is the most dominant mixed martial arts organisation?
CROCOP Reply to mladjo: at the moment, yes
DuO Having faced both of them, do you think that Barnett has the skills to beat Fedor?
CROCOP Reply to DuO: Barnett has a chance if he’s having one of his best days
ivan cro cop You cheat on your wife?
CROCOP “Reply to ivan cro cop: Ivan … Let me tell you a joke. James Bond came to Mujo from Bosnia and said “”Bond, James Bond””. Mujo’s reply was “”Off, fuck off”” (laugh) you get the message?”
satyr How often do you masturbate and do you keep away from it before your fights?
CROCOP Reply to satyr: This question is way to personal (laugh)
You can check out the full transcript of the chat here.